I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8226. | lvs (psychosomatic) | 95.26 | 98% | 2025-10-26 |
| 8227. | spam (sammywammyllamma) | 95.26 | 97% | 2021-03-17 |
| 8228. | Tim (choiyokbao) | 95.26 | 100% | 2020-04-07 |
| 8229. | J (comfortcut) | 95.25 | 98% | 2022-04-12 |
| 8230. | Praveen (praveen3791) | 95.25 | 98% | 2025-11-07 |
| 8231. | Adzenys XR-ODT (iromuanya) | 95.25 | 96% | 2021-11-08 |
| 8232. | Chanakya (chanakya75e) | 95.24 | 97.2% | 2024-02-23 |
| 8233. | ali (199901) | 95.24 | 97% | 2021-10-05 |
| 8234. | Zhang (ashneogoh) | 95.24 | 98% | 2022-10-07 |
| 8235. | Josh (jubwub) | 95.24 | 96.8% | 2023-08-17 |
| 8236. | fischld (tokiwa) | 95.24 | 98% | 2022-01-24 |
| 8237. | Jackson (giraffejackson) | 95.23 | 96% | 2025-10-15 |
| 8238. | ttt_pogchamp (ttt_pogchamp) | 95.23 | 98% | 2022-01-04 |
| 8239. | Maksim (jonnybones) | 95.22 | 99% | 2020-02-22 |
| 8240. | Kajtebolikitica (patrik131) | 95.22 | 97.7% | 2024-07-11 |
| 8241. | NKW (firearachna) | 95.22 | 98% | 2021-03-26 |
| 8242. | 🗿ΤΙηΤαηδαη (tin... | 95.21 | 98% | 2025-10-13 |
| 8243. | eggbread (eggbread) | 95.21 | 97% | 2020-09-25 |
| 8244. | Rodrigo (roddro12) | 95.21 | 99% | 2022-09-20 |
| 8245. | Roar (rorsyl) | 95.21 | 99% | 2018-11-07 |
| 8246. | d1ff1cult (apysch) | 95.21 | 99% | 2021-05-04 |
| 8247. | Vinny (abomm) | 95.21 | 99% | 2018-04-15 |
| 8248. | Smoke (smoke91) | 95.21 | 100% | 2018-11-25 |
| 8249. | etidorpha (etidorhpa) | 95.19 | 98.8% | 2024-11-17 |
| 8250. | Weiszy (weisz) | 95.19 | 97% | 2017-05-04 |
| 8251. | David (digtron) | 95.18 | 98% | 2018-01-15 |
| 8252. | ben (mattereatinglad) | 95.18 | 99% | 2021-02-26 |
| 8253. | Drew (duckback) | 95.18 | 98% | 2017-12-09 |
| 8254. | TCO (tco227) | 95.18 | 99% | 2023-09-15 |
| 8255. | Marcus (_flipz) | 95.18 | 98% | 2022-12-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |