I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7827. | swng (swng) | 92.33 | 98% | 2015-07-02 |
| 7828. | Bruce (kabayakii) | 92.32 | 96% | 2016-11-01 |
| 7829. | Suyash (skh8863) | 92.32 | 98% | 2019-07-15 |
| 7830. | timas (timastimas) | 92.32 | 99% | 2022-01-18 |
| 7831. | Wusien (wusien) | 92.32 | 98% | 2021-03-16 |
| 7832. | bon (wthboms6) | 92.32 | 97% | 2023-02-05 |
| 7833. | Jimmy (motivatorman) | 92.32 | 98% | 2020-12-02 |
| 7834. | pea (pbarakat) | 92.31 | 98% | 2022-08-18 |
| 7835. | 🐢🐢🐢🐢 (amogh1420) | 92.31 | 97% | 2020-12-07 |
| 7836. | willmtx (willmtx) | 92.31 | 93% | 2016-01-02 |
| 7837. | Kapa (kassyk) | 92.30 | 98.2% | 2024-01-19 |
| 7838. | Buppy (buppy212) | 92.30 | 97% | 2025-09-27 |
| 7839. | Raymond (warfangx) | 92.30 | 95% | 2020-08-27 |
| 7840. | Hatred (hatredz) | 92.30 | 98% | 2021-04-28 |
| 7841. | Jon (hinderbolt) | 92.30 | 87% | 2017-03-15 |
| 7842. | ⊂( ▀ ͜͞ʖ▀)つ (sch... | 92.29 | 99% | 2020-09-21 |
| 7843. | eggbread (eggbread) | 92.28 | 97% | 2020-09-14 |
| 7844. | Loser (tiki1234) | 92.28 | 95% | 2023-05-23 |
| 7845. | ren (agauaen) | 92.28 | 97% | 2020-08-26 |
| 7846. | Mark (msg0192) | 92.28 | 98% | 2020-01-09 |
| 7847. | Jayfeather (jayfeather787) | 92.28 | 97% | 2024-02-03 |
| 7848. | aka49 (aka49) | 92.28 | 95% | 2016-10-04 |
| 7849. | BupsterWavelength (bupsterw... | 92.27 | 97% | 2025-08-01 |
| 7850. | (andyjoekool) | 92.27 | 96% | 2021-11-23 |
| 7851. | Skyler (skylrrr) | 92.27 | 96% | 2021-03-21 |
| 7852. | Denis (russian153) | 92.27 | 96% | 2019-10-19 |
| 7853. | TypeBot (phycer) | 92.27 | 97% | 2022-09-18 |
| 7854. | garz (zerogarz) | 92.27 | 92% | 2016-01-05 |
| 7855. | bringbacktypewriters (bitte... | 92.26 | 97% | 2024-10-18 |
| 7856. | Nicholas (galderin) | 92.26 | 98% | 2020-08-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |