Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14003. | Ben (fanofband) | 78.51 | 95% | 2013-12-17 |
| 14004. | Nikki (levitate_reachthesky) | 78.51 | 95% | 2011-10-17 |
| 14005. | XIN (tem_per) | 78.51 | 97% | 2021-03-05 |
| 14006. | Roinnad (pnttl) | 78.51 | 100% | 2016-06-18 |
| 14007. | jackmaoff (jackmaoff) | 78.51 | 98% | 2022-10-16 |
| 14008. | Pasindu (pasinducw) | 78.51 | 95% | 2016-03-25 |
| 14009. | Joshua (nopech) | 78.50 | — | 2011-02-16 |
| 14010. | Dustin (jebeidiah) | 78.50 | 98% | 2016-07-01 |
| 14011. | Kristian (onenightstab) | 78.50 | 92% | 2012-02-04 |
| 14012. | Stephen (ssands301) | 78.50 | 96% | 2020-01-21 |
| 14013. | Zach (superwassaby) | 78.50 | 94% | 2021-02-22 |
| 14014. | Aliff (aliffhakimi) | 78.50 | 96% | 2021-03-02 |
| 14015. | Zoe (zempai) | 78.50 | 98% | 2021-01-12 |
| 14016. | Rab (rabuhana) | 78.50 | 96% | 2022-08-08 |
| 14017. | Gondoober (gondoober) | 78.50 | 97% | 2021-06-18 |
| 14018. | Shubham (cancan2450) | 78.50 | 98% | 2023-07-16 |
| 14019. | Hajeeq (jeeqonkeys) | 78.49 | 94% | 2020-11-23 |
| 14020. | smmbam (smmbam) | 78.49 | 98.8% | 2021-02-03 |
| 14021. | Muhammad Iqbal (mitiqi) | 78.49 | — | 2011-02-16 |
| 14022. | David (hugger69) | 78.49 | 99% | 2020-03-24 |
| 14023. | Ryan (egg_grenade) | 78.49 | 94% | 2017-05-17 |
| 14024. | Thiago (thiagofm) | 78.48 | 94% | 2013-07-04 |
| 14025. | Fytch (fytch) | 78.48 | 96% | 2014-07-22 |
| 14026. | Brandon (dvorak_scrub) | 78.48 | 97% | 2017-11-15 |
| 14027. | Danish (danishamir) | 78.48 | 99% | 2021-04-29 |
| 14028. | Drippy (lookitsdrip) | 78.48 | 98% | 2022-11-18 |
| 14029. | Atbash (atbash) | 78.48 | 97% | 2019-06-10 |
| 14030. | Apex (cyrion6) | 78.48 | 98% | 2019-02-27 |
| 14031. | abhi (cheapcoder) | 78.48 | 98% | 2021-09-16 |
| 14032. | João (victorygate) | 78.48 | 96% | 2022-04-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |