If you want to save yourself the ticket price, go into the kitchen, cue up a male choir singing the music of hell, and get a kid to start banging pots and pans together. Then close your eyes and use your imagination.
—from A Horrible Experience of Unbearable Length, a book by Roger Ebert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9092. | antmak (applepiedz) | 97.36 | 99% | 2022-07-26 |
| 9093. | DiroDoku (dirodoku) | 97.36 | 96% | 2022-01-25 |
| 9094. | Em (aftran942) | 97.35 | 98% | 2019-12-28 |
| 9095. | أحمد (dr_ahmed) | 97.35 | 99% | 2021-03-27 |
| 9096. | Nam Khánh (khanh230808) | 97.34 | 98% | 2022-02-20 |
| 9097. | Robi (elrobi) | 97.34 | 98% | 2025-09-16 |
| 9098. | jackmaoff (jackmaoff) | 97.34 | 97.9% | 2023-08-01 |
| 9099. | Derek (dcmcla1) | 97.34 | 98% | 2022-07-28 |
| 9100. | Alex (darkex) | 97.34 | 98% | 2022-11-19 |
| 9101. | Juicy (juicy_cheeto) | 97.33 | 97% | 2022-02-10 |
| 9102. | JJ (xvitrix) | 97.33 | 98% | 2021-10-09 |
| 9103. | muchinchai (muchinchai) | 97.32 | 99% | 2018-05-21 |
| 9104. | H (thrushcross_grunge) | 97.32 | 98% | 2023-11-08 |
| 9105. | ahmed (ahmed202) | 97.31 | 98.2% | 2024-04-30 |
| 9106. | D4MAGED (d4maged) | 97.31 | 97% | 2017-11-18 |
| 9107. | John (johncha15724) | 97.30 | 97% | 2021-01-23 |
| 9108. | Zac (zacmuturi) | 97.29 | 99.1% | 2024-04-13 |
| 9109. | effectus (effectus) | 97.29 | 98% | 2020-10-21 |
| 9110. | Jamie (cadman6) | 97.29 | 99.5% | 2023-09-20 |
| 9111. | sebastian (alva_tipe) | 97.29 | 95.4% | 2025-04-10 |
| 9112. | Pulasthi (silversoldier) | 97.29 | 99% | 2022-12-05 |
| 9113. | arboy (arbusion) | 97.29 | 97% | 2017-10-18 |
| 9114. | Anthony (anthony_nik) | 97.28 | 97% | 2020-12-23 |
| 9115. | Aidando (profquif) | 97.28 | 97% | 2021-09-20 |
| 9116. | michael from 213 (moderig) | 97.28 | 96% | 2018-03-06 |
| 9117. | Ahish (a9009) | 97.27 | 97.2% | 2024-01-30 |
| 9118. | Sammy (sammykiller) | 97.27 | 99% | 2021-05-13 |
| 9119. | n (jtrondy) | 97.27 | 97% | 2021-02-10 |
| 9120. | Marc (truthdoc) | 97.27 | 98% | 2017-10-26 |
| 9121. | asteral (pointyast) | 97.26 | 97% | 2026-03-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 46,769 | 90.00 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 148 | 96.12 | December 10, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 3 | 89.50 | July 4, 2021 |