The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27980. | Warda (wardataqdees) | 58.60 | 94% | 2015-06-13 |
| 27981. | Sebastian (trololo321) | 58.60 | 97% | 2012-12-22 |
| 27982. | md. yeasin (shovan642) | 58.59 | 94% | 2015-08-30 |
| 27983. | anh (phanhmo09) | 58.59 | 94% | 2013-12-19 |
| 27984. | cy chan (cy1986) | 58.59 | 97% | 2011-05-27 |
| 27985. | Tommy (cps01hkt) | 58.59 | 94% | 2012-11-21 |
| 27986. | CJ (blacky_08) | 58.58 | 95.3% | 2023-10-04 |
| 27987. | Naww (naww125) | 58.58 | 97.5% | 2023-10-16 |
| 27988. | Leadukling 816 (leadukling) | 58.58 | 95% | 2023-02-09 |
| 27989. | Brandon (melmao) | 58.58 | 96% | 2013-07-04 |
| 27990. | Shaylyn (shaylynthepanda) | 58.58 | 95% | 2015-03-11 |
| 27991. | thanh (thanhmamce) | 58.58 | 94% | 2011-05-22 |
| 27992. | Daft (thelosthamster) | 58.57 | 96% | 2017-08-11 |
| 27993. | Anik (filtercopy) | 58.57 | 96% | 2019-09-09 |
| 27994. | Tyler (mikeandike) | 58.57 | 94% | 2012-03-08 |
| 27995. | Gurkirat (officerpulaski) | 58.57 | 96% | 2013-08-17 |
| 27996. | peterson (effectedbear730) | 58.56 | 96% | 2021-03-25 |
| 27997. | Sleek (sleekshadow) | 58.56 | 96% | 2021-12-29 |
| 27998. | RayKuro (ray_kuro) | 58.56 | 95% | 2023-08-13 |
| 27999. | Matthew (joemonk) | 58.56 | 88% | 2015-06-01 |
| 28000. | Makima (makimauwu) | 58.55 | 95% | 2023-02-01 |
| 28001. | ergin (bansheee) | 58.55 | 91% | 2014-11-18 |
| 28002. | GreenOwl (green_owl_1_head) | 58.54 | 96% | 2022-02-05 |
| 28003. | ernest Rouaud (picolafrappe) | 58.54 | 95% | 2023-03-10 |
| 28004. | Elias (the_dovah) | 58.54 | 93% | 2021-09-28 |
| 28005. | Karol (adobonimama) | 58.54 | 95% | 2020-07-22 |
| 28006. | Lorenzo (lampreyan) | 58.54 | 94% | 2020-10-18 |
| 28007. | Carrie (carrie) | 58.54 | — | 2009-02-27 |
| 28008. | Sapporo (zabuza) | 58.54 | 98% | 2014-07-10 |
| 28009. | Filipe (fgsguedes) | 58.54 | 94% | 2016-01-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |