The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9364. | w (wjockel) | 90.35 | 97% | 2021-04-13 |
| 9365. | Zachary (zacmanman) | 90.35 | 97% | 2015-11-13 |
| 9366. | Rodrigo (rylm) | 90.35 | 92% | 2015-03-17 |
| 9367. | Hamza (hamza1234) | 90.35 | 96% | 2014-12-05 |
| 9368. | Mateus (m_bezrutchka) | 90.34 | 98% | 2014-10-16 |
| 9369. | Benjamin (yangben000) | 90.34 | 99% | 2020-08-15 |
| 9370. | Jin (guojin99) | 90.34 | 99.3% | 2021-02-24 |
| 9371. | Ita (ita17) | 90.34 | 98% | 2022-05-05 |
| 9372. | Mia (miajs) | 90.34 | 97% | 2012-09-19 |
| 9373. | Dennis (mrshender) | 90.33 | 99.2% | 2021-02-11 |
| 9374. | Clark (mr_wayne) | 90.33 | 96% | 2014-01-02 |
| 9375. | Solid (solidtheory) | 90.33 | 91% | 2012-03-08 |
| 9376. | Deric (heaven81) | 90.33 | — | 2010-08-18 |
| 9377. | Séamus (shay42) | 90.33 | 96% | 2016-01-06 |
| 9378. | ARCHEI (kangsi) | 90.33 | 94% | 2012-12-23 |
| 9379. | Matti (djveslemoy) | 90.33 | 98% | 2012-09-16 |
| 9380. | i am (ashou) | 90.32 | 97% | 2023-06-23 |
| 9381. | Nina (ninbean101) | 90.32 | 95% | 2014-01-28 |
| 9382. | albatross (awehiuaf) | 90.32 | 98% | 2021-01-07 |
| 9383. | Effarig (effarig) | 90.32 | 92% | 2013-10-01 |
| 9384. | សុខសប្បាយ... | 90.31 | 97.7% | 2023-07-01 |
| 9385. | whoelsehighafrn (slimjohnso... | 90.31 | 99% | 2020-03-20 |
| 9386. | candyyyyyyy (andewa_05) | 90.31 | 96.1% | 2021-02-25 |
| 9387. | pen (lock3r) | 90.30 | 94% | 2016-12-27 |
| 9388. | Henr (bantoe) | 90.30 | 97% | 2023-02-05 |
| 9389. | Zack (coolguy69) | 90.30 | — | 2010-04-30 |
| 9390. | Jimmy (zen529) | 90.29 | 98% | 2021-05-04 |
| 9391. | Amtrix (amtrix) | 90.29 | 94% | 2013-07-07 |
| 9392. | Snow (snowfrost918) | 90.29 | 96% | 2019-08-11 |
| 9393. | Robert (galeknight1) | 90.29 | — | 2010-07-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |