I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14006. | peter (petethepokerface) | 77.88 | 96% | 2025-08-09 |
| 14007. | Jacque (jrobyabich) | 77.88 | 99.2% | 2023-12-08 |
| 14008. | k (rcws) | 77.88 | 97% | 2022-11-02 |
| 14009. | rip byron (reckful) (mcswig... | 77.88 | 91% | 2017-01-03 |
| 14010. | Nofrets (opetstudio) | 77.88 | 100% | 2017-07-21 |
| 14011. | seanypie (seanbarry86) | 77.87 | 98% | 2024-02-17 |
| 14012. | Sheesh (0hpl3as3) | 77.87 | 97% | 2025-12-05 |
| 14013. | David (d_thompson78) | 77.87 | 95% | 2023-01-24 |
| 14014. | Amin (amin_farzane) | 77.87 | 97% | 2022-11-29 |
| 14015. | Nathan (nathanwithnums) | 77.87 | 97% | 2020-12-30 |
| 14016. | Veedek (veedek) | 77.86 | 99% | 2021-10-22 |
| 14017. | Mia (miadvorak) | 77.86 | 98% | 2022-03-17 |
| 14018. | Tom (turtle961) | 77.86 | 97% | 2019-09-08 |
| 14019. | ILUVpwny (iluvpwny) | 77.86 | 96% | 2022-08-29 |
| 14020. | Ruben (cerane) | 77.86 | 88% | 2016-02-04 |
| 14021. | Kev (k3vl3w) | 77.86 | 98% | 2017-08-30 |
| 14022. | tim891998 (tim891998) | 77.85 | 97% | 2023-06-09 |
| 14023. | FabL. (fablry) | 77.85 | 98% | 2022-03-06 |
| 14024. | efergodox (efergodox) | 77.85 | 97% | 2016-10-25 |
| 14025. | Ronald (ronladred) | 77.85 | 94% | 2016-07-05 |
| 14026. | drpro (drprocrast) | 77.84 | 95% | 2023-05-13 |
| 14027. | Hamidreza (cih2001) | 77.84 | 99% | 2022-10-09 |
| 14028. | Ethan (ethanangg) | 77.84 | 96% | 2022-10-18 |
| 14029. | Sanzhar (anonymous_s) | 77.83 | 96% | 2023-06-26 |
| 14030. | Gabe (gabe90) | 77.83 | 97% | 2016-06-14 |
| 14031. | bran (evenntide_) | 77.83 | 97% | 2021-01-28 |
| 14032. | Adam (adamwhite18) | 77.82 | 91% | 2017-04-21 |
| 14033. | Andrei (andrei518) | 77.81 | 96.3% | 2023-07-30 |
| 14034. | KnightWithSword (mishras839... | 77.81 | 96% | 2023-03-08 |
| 14035. | Lucas (omangoes) | 77.81 | 96% | 2020-12-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |