The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8337. | Ahnab (ahnabaditto) | 50.27 | 95% | 2021-07-01 |
| 8338. | Mr Y (aquafino) | 50.27 | 93% | 2016-10-07 |
| 8339. | Shubham (shubham_ryu) | 50.26 | 97% | 2021-03-27 |
| 8340. | Dan (dtel) | 50.26 | 90% | 2017-01-20 |
| 8341. | Edigar (edigar) | 50.25 | 97% | 2018-03-10 |
| 8342. | raman (raman_maan) | 50.25 | 93% | 2016-09-01 |
| 8343. | Believer09 (believer09) | 50.25 | 96% | 2020-04-12 |
| 8344. | WayLay (waylay17) | 50.25 | 93.4% | 2021-02-19 |
| 8345. | soap (hungryghost) | 50.25 | 93% | 2022-05-07 |
| 8346. | Abu Raziel (abu_raziel) | 50.25 | 93% | 2014-05-25 |
| 8347. | Waleed (the_lol) | 50.25 | 95% | 2016-07-22 |
| 8348. | kula (tsunderek) | 50.25 | — | 2010-04-13 |
| 8349. | MeHdi (mehdiii8) | 50.24 | 95% | 2015-07-15 |
| 8350. | tyler (viper) | 50.24 | — | 2008-12-31 |
| 8351. | Teerapat (mkprincess) | 50.24 | — | 2010-07-08 |
| 8352. | Shohan (ansshohan) | 50.24 | 96% | 2018-11-07 |
| 8353. | Avatar (benzooo) | 50.22 | 96% | 2021-03-08 |
| 8354. | Vawl (vawl) | 50.22 | 95% | 2017-08-12 |
| 8355. | Ever (efebo) | 50.22 | — | 2009-03-23 |
| 8356. | ✈FollowMe✈ (shamshadtahir) | 50.22 | — | 2010-01-26 |
| 8357. | Yin Hsiang (songlalala) | 50.22 | 87% | 2014-05-28 |
| 8358. | Hang (hangphan) | 50.21 | 95% | 2012-06-26 |
| 8359. | Rakha (raka_w) | 50.21 | 92% | 2013-03-11 |
| 8360. | slimboy (slimboy) | 50.21 | — | 2009-05-14 |
| 8361. | Linbi (balabala) | 50.21 | 94% | 2015-09-16 |
| 8362. | people'schamp (pk_gaur) | 50.21 | 97% | 2015-12-31 |
| 8363. | anni (anni) | 50.21 | — | 2008-10-28 |
| 8364. | Adamskei (adamskei) | 50.21 | 79% | 2014-06-24 |
| 8365. | darkh (darhstark) | 50.21 | 95% | 2022-05-27 |
| 8366. | nguyen xuan (nxkien) | 50.20 | — | 2008-11-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |