The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12129. | Damien (taudy) | 85.07 | 96% | 2016-08-10 |
| 12130. | L (die_eisdiele) | 85.07 | 98% | 2022-11-23 |
| 12131. | Jose (speedygonzalez27) | 85.07 | 96% | 2022-02-26 |
| 12132. | navi (navreee) | 85.07 | 97% | 2019-12-11 |
| 12133. | Chris (ohkaychris) | 85.07 | 97% | 2021-08-20 |
| 12134. | Gabe (gablikestacos) | 85.07 | 97% | 2022-02-23 |
| 12135. | 🐐 (auaomamm) | 85.07 | 98% | 2020-01-20 |
| 12136. | kai yuan (hedonistky) | 85.07 | 98% | 2017-11-24 |
| 12137. | sph (izst) | 85.07 | 87% | 2012-10-03 |
| 12138. | David (dwright) | 85.07 | 97% | 2015-07-15 |
| 12139. | Zizo (zizo1277) | 85.06 | 97.5% | 2023-07-25 |
| 12140. | Arkinator (arkinator) | 85.06 | 96% | 2020-07-06 |
| 12141. | John Clarence (kamoteforce) | 85.06 | 97% | 2021-10-30 |
| 12142. | Mark Stanley (marklibid) | 85.06 | 96% | 2020-06-14 |
| 12143. | amanullah.fitallc@yahoo.com... | 85.06 | — | 2011-04-26 |
| 12144. | Princess (deathmeter) | 85.06 | 87% | 2017-02-07 |
| 12145. | Ever (efebo) | 85.05 | 95% | 2011-07-13 |
| 12146. | Angel (failwhale) | 85.05 | 94% | 2012-09-30 |
| 12147. | tstats[metroidam11] (metroi... | 85.05 | 94% | 2011-05-26 |
| 12148. | Acetaminophen (imtired) | 85.05 | 98% | 2023-05-02 |
| 12149. | Jaycup (still_ydgn) | 85.05 | 92% | 2013-11-14 |
| 12150. | Zane (zaneg) | 85.05 | 98% | 2018-06-08 |
| 12151. | Anthony (andrithir) | 85.04 | 98% | 2019-10-01 |
| 12152. | Sylvie (eat_my_dust_batches) | 85.04 | 98% | 2022-06-12 |
| 12153. | Tze Ning (zzzzzningd) | 85.04 | 98% | 2021-09-21 |
| 12154. | pipez (pipez) | 85.04 | 94% | 2016-02-11 |
| 12155. | Grace (kitsumi) | 85.04 | 94% | 2011-10-26 |
| 12156. | Ian (mystery512) | 85.04 | 97% | 2019-06-27 |
| 12157. | Yealt (yealtnt) | 85.03 | 94% | 2015-02-25 |
| 12158. | Hikmat (hjaf23) | 85.03 | 96% | 2016-09-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |