So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22028. | Carrot555] (carrot555) | 65.28 | 96% | 2020-11-19 |
| 22029. | thach (vngoct1) | 65.28 | 94% | 2021-05-18 |
| 22030. | Waflr (waflr) | 65.27 | 93% | 2020-04-30 |
| 22031. | Tom (cookietom) | 65.27 | 95% | 2022-05-11 |
| 22032. | Yanning (yanningt) | 65.27 | 88% | 2015-06-27 |
| 22033. | Ulysse (ulysse98) | 65.27 | 95% | 2020-12-17 |
| 22034. | Abdullah (bunajim) | 65.27 | 96% | 2013-08-25 |
| 22035. | Himanshu (himanshu383) | 65.27 | 96% | 2023-09-12 |
| 22036. | species (species) | 65.27 | — | 2008-12-27 |
| 22037. | Probird (phanupotisin) | 65.27 | — | 2009-07-01 |
| 22038. | Lucas (lukasyoi2) | 65.26 | 95% | 2022-04-08 |
| 22039. | Always (tromin) | 65.26 | 97% | 2014-05-13 |
| 22040. | Lisi (lisikava) | 65.26 | 92% | 2015-05-15 |
| 22041. | Belle (bieuwu) | 65.26 | 98% | 2020-12-03 |
| 22042. | kamal (kamalje420) | 65.26 | 92% | 2015-08-08 |
| 22043. | Haung (zeropower) | 65.26 | 95% | 2018-01-18 |
| 22044. | Gabazh (gabazh) | 65.25 | 96% | 2020-10-08 |
| 22045. | Nix (most_valuable_player) | 65.25 | 96% | 2022-04-27 |
| 22046. | Yaseen (moyamo) | 65.25 | 95% | 2018-06-08 |
| 22047. | d (phourrzhadow) | 65.25 | 96% | 2022-11-04 |
| 22048. | goraput (boom1749) | 65.25 | 98% | 2021-10-29 |
| 22049. | Alisher (qaga) | 65.25 | 94% | 2021-01-23 |
| 22050. | Fiona (efaitch) | 65.25 | — | 2008-08-18 |
| 22051. | Mihran (mihran) | 65.25 | 97% | 2012-10-11 |
| 22052. | Gavin (meizlizard) | 65.25 | 96% | 2014-10-20 |
| 22053. | Fireisok (fireisok) | 65.24 | 95% | 2023-01-17 |
| 22054. | Daniel (thenile29) | 65.24 | 95% | 2022-10-21 |
| 22055. | wxyz (kbrav) | 65.24 | 92% | 2016-05-03 |
| 22056. | zero2 (deadz) | 65.24 | 97% | 2022-08-30 |
| 22057. | ghostofnav (jokerhyper) | 65.24 | 96% | 2022-10-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |