And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6754. | BRETT KOHLER IS SCARED OF S... | 106.16 | 94% | 2014-09-14 |
| 6755. | a sad story🎬 (xquyen) | 106.15 | 98.8% | 2023-07-25 |
| 6756. | Jessie (dcant322) | 106.14 | 99% | 2020-03-06 |
| 6757. | Ski (skigodx) | 106.13 | 97% | 2021-09-04 |
| 6758. | Mil (mil1534) | 106.12 | 98% | 2022-07-23 |
| 6759. | devin sux (fryo4) | 106.12 | 93% | 2016-01-17 |
| 6760. | Thai (kardashnguyen) | 106.11 | 97% | 2022-05-20 |
| 6761. | Eric (people_pleaser) | 106.11 | 92% | 2015-11-26 |
| 6762. | yst (boku) | 106.11 | 98% | 2019-10-06 |
| 6763. | Da Boss (dustybroom) | 106.11 | 96% | 2015-01-25 |
| 6764. | asdfasdf (211bazooka) | 106.11 | 97.5% | 2023-08-21 |
| 6765. | Billyboiyo (billyboiyo) | 106.10 | 99% | 2021-04-11 |
| 6766. | Jackie (september4) | 106.10 | 100% | 2013-11-26 |
| 6767. | Noelito (sadistic_lil_hussy) | 106.09 | 97% | 2016-06-28 |
| 6768. | Tor (magulina) | 106.09 | — | 2009-02-21 |
| 6769. | HienNB (nbhduoc) | 106.09 | 99% | 2011-11-01 |
| 6770. | Malia (lily_jasmine) | 106.08 | 97% | 2019-11-18 |
| 6771. | Christopher (csawx) | 106.08 | 98% | 2023-09-15 |
| 6772. | eeee (eeee_) | 106.08 | 97% | 2019-06-02 |
| 6773. | ICKOStreet (ickostreet) | 106.07 | 96% | 2020-12-29 |
| 6774. | Sara (svellab) | 106.07 | 97% | 2019-09-13 |
| 6775. | Paul (pirate_turtle) | 106.07 | 98% | 2021-06-23 |
| 6776. | Luc (lucb1e) | 106.07 | 95% | 2011-11-03 |
| 6777. | Nicole (ruff) | 106.07 | 92% | 2013-03-12 |
| 6778. | Song (quot) | 106.06 | 98% | 2021-01-01 |
| 6779. | sojo (sojoyes) | 106.05 | 97% | 2022-05-05 |
| 6780. | Johnn (moppster) | 106.05 | 97% | 2015-10-09 |
| 6781. | Namekuji (saltslug) | 106.05 | — | 2011-04-03 |
| 6782. | Brent (avoc17) | 106.04 | 96% | 2022-01-12 |
| 6783. | Cultist (kishore0305) | 106.03 | 98% | 2022-02-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |