As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2255. | henry 🎩 (henzolo) | 111.08 | 97% | 2022-10-28 |
| 2256. | Raoof (raoof) | 111.07 | 99% | 2017-07-03 |
| 2257. | k8 (k8888) | 111.06 | 98% | 2024-01-20 |
| 2258. | Emma (emmaezy) | 111.06 | 98% | 2018-08-06 |
| 2259. | Egg (tantantantantan) | 111.05 | 98% | 2022-07-05 |
| 2260. | (menacing) | 111.05 | 96% | 2019-08-09 |
| 2261. | borna12321 (borna12321) | 111.02 | 97% | 2025-04-16 |
| 2262. | alaon (nahbro123) | 111.02 | 98% | 2021-06-06 |
| 2263. | Gabe (dyrozang) | 111.01 | 98% | 2021-04-01 |
| 2264. | jeppr0x (jeppr0x) | 111.01 | 98% | 2018-01-17 |
| 2265. | Jxp (jodoe) | 111.00 | 99% | 2024-06-22 |
| 2266. | Nick S. (furbyparade226) | 110.98 | 99% | 2025-04-06 |
| 2267. | austin (duckie5) | 110.96 | 98.9% | 2024-10-08 |
| 2268. | Paul Allen (xps61092) | 110.96 | 97.2% | 2024-09-04 |
| 2269. | Tensel (tbbone) | 110.96 | 93% | 2016-09-05 |
| 2270. | madsin5022 (pmadhukar2) | 110.95 | 99% | 2022-03-22 |
| 2271. | Experiment 626 (eee01) | 110.94 | 98.6% | 2024-01-05 |
| 2272. | JustMonotone (justmonotone) | 110.92 | 97% | 2017-04-27 |
| 2273. | enaK (forcherie2) | 110.92 | 97.4% | 2021-02-26 |
| 2274. | Pandatyper (penguinis) | 110.91 | 96.7% | 2025-03-02 |
| 2275. | james (chocolatebrownies) | 110.91 | 96% | 2021-08-07 |
| 2276. | Daniel (danielrk) | 110.91 | 97% | 2021-09-16 |
| 2277. | (elijahmercado2531) | 110.90 | 98% | 2022-12-29 |
| 2278. | Andy (adc4392) | 110.90 | 97% | 2016-06-28 |
| 2279. | Ҝ丨𝓝Ｇ𝕆 (hasnatahmad) | 110.89 | 98.4% | 2025-03-19 |
| 2280. | Flibberti (flibbertigibbet) | 110.86 | 97% | 2017-01-24 |
| 2281. | glucose (glucose) | 110.85 | 98% | 2021-12-20 |
| 2282. | Min (mini_tea) | 110.84 | 99% | 2022-06-22 |
| 2283. | Dale (valoqlmao) | 110.84 | 98% | 2024-08-16 |
| 2284. | btst (sabelle_) | 110.84 | 96% | 2021-06-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |