The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10956. | (phonhay) | 86.89 | 99% | 2013-06-04 |
| 10957. | (mureed) | 86.89 | 94% | 2016-02-23 |
| 10958. | (rosina_24) | 86.88 | 96.9% | 2023-09-09 |
| 10959. | James (itsbamble) | 86.88 | 97% | 2021-01-02 |
| 10960. | Stefan (maewen) | 86.88 | 97% | 2017-09-05 |
| 10961. | psalms (psalms) | 86.88 | 93% | 2015-08-17 |
| 10962. | (aaron777) | 86.88 | 97% | 2013-05-22 |
| 10963. | (iamsmooth) | 86.87 | 93% | 2016-07-25 |
| 10964. | (ginsophd) | 86.87 | 97% | 2023-04-25 |
| 10965. | (karthur) | 86.87 | 89% | 2015-02-21 |
| 10966. | Desmaid (deskru) | 86.86 | 97% | 2019-01-15 |
| 10967. | Jasmin (jae1287) | 86.86 | 96% | 2012-04-02 |
| 10968. | Matthew (swanson71) | 86.86 | 97% | 2021-01-08 |
| 10969. | Henry (maps600) | 86.86 | 98% | 2022-07-07 |
| 10970. | (ken_adams) | 86.86 | 96% | 2022-06-07 |
| 10971. | Mitchell (mitchfest) | 86.86 | 96% | 2014-09-18 |
| 10972. | Naqet (naqet) | 86.85 | 97% | 2023-09-20 |
| 10973. | Charles (jonchurst) | 86.85 | 97% | 2019-09-23 |
| 10974. | Maidenless (bigguy12) | 86.85 | 98% | 2021-10-24 |
| 10975. | (mitchen2) | 86.85 | 97% | 2022-08-19 |
| 10976. | Experiment 626 (eee01) | 86.85 | 99% | 2021-06-19 |
| 10977. | (bee55439876) | 86.85 | 95% | 2021-03-10 |
| 10978. | (colour) | 86.85 | 95% | 2012-03-13 |
| 10979. | lkary (lkary) | 86.84 | 96% | 2022-03-03 |
| 10980. | (sw0rd) | 86.84 | 98.8% | 2021-02-03 |
| 10981. | (dassi2morr) | 86.84 | 97% | 2016-10-16 |
| 10982. | Logan (loganft) | 86.84 | 97% | 2019-04-26 |
| 10983. | (senecaz) | 86.84 | 97% | 2018-02-07 |
| 10984. | (stumbledore) | 86.84 | 95% | 2012-02-18 |
| 10985. | (nexialist1) | 86.83 | 97% | 2023-04-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |