So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11097. | :) (jjz03) | 83.46 | 97% | 2018-12-03 |
| 11098. | swag (swagmaster881) | 83.46 | 96% | 2017-07-18 |
| 11099. | Satwik (satwik2708) | 83.46 | 98% | 2021-01-16 |
| 11100. | Libby (libbitron) | 83.46 | 97% | 2020-02-07 |
| 11101. | skate (skates) | 83.45 | — | 2010-08-02 |
| 11102. | イヴォ (natiiix) | 83.45 | 96% | 2021-06-23 |
| 11103. | De9mond (uniwite) | 83.45 | 97% | 2023-03-23 |
| 11104. | 浩丁 (kusogedane) | 83.45 | 97% | 2021-06-04 |
| 11105. | Marcus Armstrong (down_with... | 83.45 | 96% | 2021-09-24 |
| 11106. | Amarpreet (ampit) | 83.44 | 94% | 2013-05-05 |
| 11107. | Manoj (manjo1) | 83.44 | 97% | 2013-01-25 |
| 11108. | ngnmhieu (ngnmhieu) | 83.44 | 95% | 2015-02-23 |
| 11109. | Ryan (ryanjusuf) | 83.44 | — | 2010-03-17 |
| 11110. | sweet (sweet_chillie) | 83.44 | 97% | 2012-03-08 |
| 11111. | Grace Bernelli (grace_berne... | 83.44 | 97% | 2023-07-22 |
| 11112. | Dave (davestud) | 83.44 | — | 2009-06-11 |
| 11113. | Amelia (littlebighaha) | 83.43 | 94% | 2012-01-30 |
| 11114. | Alicia (thereyougo153) | 83.43 | 95% | 2014-02-28 |
| 11115. | HadiToori (haditoori) | 83.43 | 99% | 2021-12-15 |
| 11116. | Hiep (dutahi) | 83.43 | 99.1% | 2023-07-23 |
| 11117. | E_N (ee_nn) | 83.43 | 95% | 2022-07-25 |
| 11118. | Bigheart (bigheart) | 83.42 | 96% | 2013-06-08 |
| 11119. | cynthya (cynthya) | 83.42 | — | 2009-01-13 |
| 11120. | T-Dawg (gentgaga210) | 83.42 | 94% | 2015-11-04 |
| 11121. | Eriksen (babaoriley) | 83.42 | 96% | 2015-12-07 |
| 11122. | Raphael C (AISHK) (raphyy) | 83.41 | 93% | 2013-09-29 |
| 11123. | tahaha (xxseggslover) | 83.41 | 95% | 2023-06-15 |
| 11124. | Paul (priddy_44) | 83.40 | 98% | 2013-03-06 |
| 11125. | La (guinea_peeg_1234) | 83.40 | 99% | 2021-10-23 |
| 11126. | Sparsh (sparsh123) | 83.40 | 98% | 2021-07-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |