The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2646. | Aidin (aidin177) | 113.31 | 97% | 2022-01-12 |
| 2647. | MattheusUK (mattheusuk) | 113.31 | 97% | 2013-04-14 |
| 2648. | Xin (sigmoid) | 113.30 | 97% | 2012-12-15 |
| 2649. | Eddie (eddiepagaduan) | 113.30 | 97% | 2013-08-07 |
| 2650. | Victor (reignofdragons) | 113.29 | 96% | 2015-03-31 |
| 2651. | Rob (triplehalo) | 113.29 | — | 2009-06-14 |
| 2652. | Kyle (kyle10910) | 113.28 | 96% | 2013-02-08 |
| 2653. | Chanman cheats (infinitestr... | 113.28 | 96% | 2014-01-06 |
| 2654. | Jacky (jackyx5724) | 113.28 | 98% | 2015-03-06 |
| 2655. | Amy (sicemxxamy) | 113.27 | 99% | 2016-10-30 |
| 2656. | Footsniffer (footsniffer69) | 113.25 | 98% | 2020-01-31 |
| 2657. | Urin (crazzywak) | 113.25 | 95% | 2014-08-04 |
| 2658. | Nathan (sempiterna) | 113.24 | 97% | 2014-08-12 |
| 2659. | (atomskk) | 113.23 | 97% | 2020-11-11 |
| 2660. | tstats[airlyss] (airlyss) | 113.22 | 100% | 2022-12-20 |
| 2661. | Sorgair (sorgair) | 113.22 | 98% | 2019-11-05 |
| 2662. | olii (edz0r) | 113.21 | 97% | 2014-10-20 |
| 2663. | Philip (pinkjelly222) | 113.21 | — | 2009-09-05 |
| 2664. | Ayiti (ayiticherie) | 113.20 | 99% | 2014-04-28 |
| 2665. | David (am4sian) | 113.19 | 99% | 2020-04-26 |
| 2666. | (thecmd999) | 113.18 | 95% | 2014-07-01 |
| 2667. | Carmel (m_carmel) | 113.17 | 99% | 2021-07-11 |
| 2668. | Joel (greenius) | 113.17 | 95% | 2011-06-13 |
| 2669. | Huan (hwang106) | 113.17 | — | 2010-11-29 |
| 2670. | akanos (akanos) | 113.17 | — | 2009-05-02 |
| 2671. | Ryan (applum) | 113.16 | 96% | 2014-09-04 |
| 2672. | Michael (hammist) | 113.16 | 98% | 2012-10-29 |
| 2673. | Matt (xmatth13) | 113.16 | 94% | 2015-01-16 |
| 2674. | snaotheus (snaotheus) | 113.15 | 99% | 2022-09-02 |
| 2675. | amar (amar_battulga) | 113.14 | 99% | 2019-02-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |