So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7366. | (kirap) | 91.49 | 93% | 2016-09-05 |
| 7367. | Tahs0 (tahs1) | 91.49 | 95% | 2021-03-01 |
| 7368. | dor (deswag) | 91.49 | 93% | 2013-07-15 |
| 7369. | (pandafu) | 91.49 | 98% | 2016-02-07 |
| 7370. | goth girls (joehandsome) | 91.48 | 97.7% | 2023-08-31 |
| 7371. | (esfara) | 91.48 | 98% | 2022-11-23 |
| 7372. | (jywh91) | 91.48 | 97% | 2022-05-21 |
| 7373. | (coraza) | 91.48 | 99% | 2018-11-03 |
| 7374. | Sanger (sanger) | 91.48 | 98% | 2019-07-03 |
| 7375. | (dannyworld) | 91.47 | 99% | 2023-05-02 |
| 7376. | (dandelionas) | 91.47 | 97% | 2022-06-07 |
| 7377. | (sonia60610) | 91.47 | — | 2011-03-08 |
| 7378. | BIRENDRA (shrestha) | 91.47 | 95% | 2011-12-01 |
| 7379. | (676339784) | 91.46 | 90% | 2016-07-15 |
| 7380. | (bcolet12) | 91.46 | 95% | 2016-11-04 |
| 7381. | Gerard (garritson) | 91.46 | 97% | 2017-10-10 |
| 7382. | Away From Keyboard (AFK) (d... | 91.45 | 98% | 2023-04-17 |
| 7383. | (yesman9527) | 91.45 | 99% | 2021-09-10 |
| 7384. | (edwin_____) | 91.45 | 98% | 2017-07-22 |
| 7385. | (cryptowolf) | 91.45 | 98% | 2013-02-25 |
| 7386. | (the_anchor) | 91.44 | 96% | 2017-07-03 |
| 7387. | (skillervv) | 91.44 | 97% | 2016-06-10 |
| 7388. | (jplow) | 91.44 | 95% | 2012-05-29 |
| 7389. | (an10nim4ik) | 91.43 | 96% | 2022-09-11 |
| 7390. | (404ic) | 91.43 | 98% | 2017-07-07 |
| 7391. | (accuracy_acc) | 91.43 | 97% | 2022-10-03 |
| 7392. | (pgujjula) | 91.43 | 97% | 2020-09-06 |
| 7393. | (pk234) | 91.43 | 99% | 2022-10-21 |
| 7394. | (joshuawkj) | 91.43 | 95% | 2013-11-26 |
| 7395. | (dredog17) | 91.42 | 97% | 2023-05-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |