I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1471. | austin (0x13ba) | 93.16 | 98% | 2023-04-19 |
| 1472. | Ree0203 (ree0203) | 93.15 | 96% | 2024-03-10 |
| 1473. | H4ndss (h4ndss1) | 93.15 | 98% | 2023-04-12 |
| 1474. | Pla (hello312) | 93.14 | 99% | 2024-12-19 |
| 1475. | Rex (krellsta) | 93.10 | 96% | 2024-11-04 |
| 1476. | rc (rc1225) | 93.09 | 96% | 2024-12-26 |
| 1477. | TT (ttplaya_02) | 93.07 | 97.6% | 2023-06-17 |
| 1478. | Eddie (k9_unit__) | 93.03 | 95.1% | 2024-07-26 |
| 1479. | Donald Trump is My God. HeC... | 93.01 | 97.8% | 2025-02-18 |
| 1480. | Syclone (syclone7) | 93.01 | 97.5% | 2024-06-11 |
| 1481. | Meeks (eekms) | 93.01 | 96.8% | 2024-09-03 |
| 1482. | sytzez (sytzez) | 92.98 | 99% | 2023-08-11 |
| 1483. | Theo (sharkhead2) | 92.98 | 95% | 2023-05-04 |
| 1484. | จ๊าบของแท... | 92.96 | 97.1% | 2024-08-11 |
| 1485. | Daveshepherd (dmei0676) | 92.95 | 97% | 2025-05-20 |
| 1486. | Dominick Angellotti (domang... | 92.89 | 98.6% | 2024-08-28 |
| 1487. | Mark Joseph C. Awok (markjo... | 92.88 | 97% | 2024-09-09 |
| 1488. | ed (edwardb) | 92.88 | 98% | 2023-05-01 |
| 1489. | Nathan (nathanbyers) | 92.84 | 96.2% | 2024-04-23 |
| 1490. | Kamote35 (cooldz) | 92.82 | 96.2% | 2024-08-31 |
| 1491. | Star (starfire0001) | 92.81 | 98% | 2023-11-16 |
| 1492. | P. (psilva00) | 92.75 | 97% | 2025-05-20 |
| 1493. | Chubbers (chobbers) | 92.73 | 97% | 2025-02-02 |
| 1494. | dn (erlinghaaland) | 92.72 | 97% | 2024-08-08 |
| 1495. | Ksatrya (ksatcubes) | 92.71 | 97% | 2025-04-04 |
| 1496. | typeyMcTypeFace (mslib9) | 92.71 | 97.5% | 2023-06-15 |
| 1497. | Kakarot (kakarot930) | 92.67 | 96% | 2023-07-03 |
| 1498. | lettel (lettel) | 92.67 | 98.8% | 2025-03-09 |
| 1499. | Dabelnedy (dabel) | 92.65 | 97% | 2023-07-31 |
| 1500. | 12 Pixels (lukakrn) | 92.64 | 97.6% | 2025-03-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |