The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13721. | Charlie (metalmesiah13) | 82.13 | 96% | 2014-04-16 |
| 13722. | Ken (imnotagreenplant) | 82.12 | 97% | 2019-06-14 |
| 13723. | Ryan Vanderlois (chickenlil... | 82.12 | 96% | 2022-11-24 |
| 13724. | Pedro (pedro5370) | 82.12 | 97% | 2021-04-02 |
| 13725. | Flarefin (flah_zwou) | 82.11 | 96% | 2022-06-02 |
| 13726. | Lagmybsf (sk0ttt) | 82.11 | 97% | 2021-10-30 |
| 13727. | Red (redsheep33) | 82.11 | 98% | 2022-11-29 |
| 13728. | Brandi (brandiscrapbook) | 82.11 | — | 2008-08-22 |
| 13729. | Lemuel (camo341) | 82.10 | 95% | 2015-09-25 |
| 13730. | Gerard (ultimagnusv2) | 82.10 | 97% | 2021-04-08 |
| 13731. | Mob (akmob) | 82.10 | 97% | 2022-08-11 |
| 13732. | Minjune (minac) | 82.10 | 98% | 2021-02-03 |
| 13733. | UMS (umskal) | 82.10 | 93% | 2011-10-11 |
| 13734. | OneTree (onetreeinaforest) | 82.10 | 96% | 2018-11-01 |
| 13735. | Monte Carlo (polishtyper) | 82.10 | 91% | 2015-07-08 |
| 13736. | Peppito (peppito) | 82.10 | 93% | 2013-04-09 |
| 13737. | Amogh (amogh_14) | 82.09 | 96% | 2022-01-17 |
| 13738. | tacosauce0707 (tacosauce0707) | 82.09 | 92% | 2013-04-25 |
| 13739. | Yi-Hsiu (yyhsiu) | 82.09 | — | 2009-01-19 |
| 13740. | ed (edwardb) | 82.09 | 98% | 2020-06-24 |
| 13741. | Rui (adranos) | 82.09 | 96% | 2021-10-03 |
| 13742. | ☮™ (miss_betty) | 82.09 | — | 2010-06-16 |
| 13743. | (`_`) (man_of_steel) | 82.09 | 97% | 2012-06-26 |
| 13744. | ♘Knight (greenchile) | 82.09 | 97% | 2014-08-04 |
| 13745. | ben (benpr99) | 82.08 | 96% | 2018-11-04 |
| 13746. | Holdmybeer (9599914266) | 82.08 | 96% | 2023-02-18 |
| 13747. | J-Money (jacobbeaudway) | 82.08 | 96.2% | 2023-06-30 |
| 13748. | Anup (anpya) | 82.08 | 99% | 2014-11-13 |
| 13749. | Michael (mike55449) | 82.08 | 96% | 2013-11-26 |
| 13750. | Brewsto (brewsto) | 82.08 | — | 2010-08-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |