I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14130. | Otopple (otopple) | 78.22 | 98.3% | 2023-10-19 |
| 14131. | Purple_love (purple_love_) | 78.22 | 97% | 2018-11-25 |
| 14132. | Stalking (stalkingdog) | 78.22 | 96% | 2019-01-19 |
| 14133. | لآ اِلَهَ اِلّ... | 78.22 | 96% | 2018-03-12 |
| 14134. | Aldrich The Goat (aldrico) | 78.21 | 97.2% | 2024-05-18 |
| 14135. | van (toofasthoot) | 78.21 | 96% | 2021-06-14 |
| 14136. | who is that (isthisnamegood) | 78.21 | 95.1% | 2024-06-22 |
| 14137. | Aditya (adityapatel103) | 78.21 | 96% | 2022-12-20 |
| 14138. | dani (daniemmy) | 78.19 | 97% | 2024-06-20 |
| 14139. | Itsa Me (2x4b_523p) | 78.19 | 98.4% | 2024-12-24 |
| 14140. | Marcel (thiccer_marc) | 78.19 | 94.7% | 2021-02-02 |
| 14141. | king (kingclem) | 78.19 | 96% | 2022-04-16 |
| 14142. | Suvan (suvanadhikari) | 78.19 | 97% | 2021-03-26 |
| 14143. | Franco (rubikute) | 78.19 | 96% | 2022-01-11 |
| 14144. | Ishan (ityper0020) | 78.19 | 97% | 2022-03-19 |
| 14145. | a (jdlwahaha) | 78.19 | 97% | 2021-03-19 |
| 14146. | D (consumption) | 78.18 | 98% | 2021-11-19 |
| 14147. | EdK (edk2000) | 78.18 | 97% | 2019-07-06 |
| 14148. | iglo31 (iglo31) | 78.17 | 94% | 2024-05-14 |
| 14149. | pigeonss (pigeonsss) | 78.17 | 97% | 2023-10-26 |
| 14150. | Makhambet (markiz) | 78.17 | 97% | 2022-07-30 |
| 14151. | gomi (gomibako905) | 78.16 | 96% | 2021-09-05 |
| 14152. | Springfield (springfield1903) | 78.16 | 98.8% | 2025-05-11 |
| 14153. | Jake (jgonyer1) | 78.16 | 95% | 2017-03-13 |
| 14154. | buttuglyparakeet (buttuglyp... | 78.16 | 98% | 2024-01-08 |
| 14155. | Benjamin (beni048) | 78.16 | 97% | 2023-01-09 |
| 14156. | Jason (zidea) | 78.16 | 97% | 2022-05-24 |
| 14157. | hi (florzie_101) | 78.16 | 96% | 2022-07-07 |
| 14158. | Squirr3i (squirr3l) | 78.16 | 90% | 2017-04-22 |
| 14159. | tstats[firedusts] (firedusts) | 78.15 | 98% | 2023-06-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |