I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7831. | ian (iqtang) | 92.51 | 97.3% | 2024-01-08 |
| 7832. | Bonjomon (asian_driver) | 92.51 | 95% | 2021-07-09 |
| 7833. | SMhd (smhd) | 92.51 | 97.4% | 2023-12-13 |
| 7834. | Max (eggrollccc) | 92.50 | 99% | 2021-11-17 |
| 7835. | L (ynajd) | 92.50 | 99% | 2017-06-26 |
| 7836. | James (jjmadness) | 92.50 | 98% | 2018-12-02 |
| 7837. | Kranhes (kranhes01_) | 92.49 | 97.2% | 2025-04-17 |
| 7838. | Saurabh (saurabh007) | 92.49 | 96% | 2024-10-12 |
| 7839. | Will (wombat50ng) | 92.49 | 96.1% | 2023-12-09 |
| 7840. | Tevefan (tevefan) | 92.49 | 97.7% | 2023-11-14 |
| 7841. | Matt (hayesinc) | 92.49 | 96% | 2022-07-19 |
| 7842. | Cupbot (cupbot) | 92.48 | 98% | 2019-11-15 |
| 7843. | TJ (timothyjan) | 92.48 | 98% | 2021-05-18 |
| 7844. | BaronVonMixYY (baronvonmixyy) | 92.48 | 97% | 2022-12-21 |
| 7845. | sam (scoombey) | 92.48 | 98% | 2018-08-08 |
| 7846. | Sootymatt (sootymatt) | 92.48 | 88% | 2017-02-28 |
| 7847. | Nice4 (nice4) | 92.47 | 94.2% | 2025-01-05 |
| 7848. | Editor (editor_ian) | 92.47 | 97% | 2022-08-25 |
| 7849. | Dominik (adomine_22) | 92.46 | 96.9% | 2025-02-12 |
| 7850. | Gin (tonic_gin) | 92.46 | 97.7% | 2023-12-31 |
| 7851. | wilky (flamowox) | 92.46 | 98% | 2020-10-24 |
| 7852. | ThePurpleHornet (thepurpleh... | 92.45 | 98.7% | 2025-02-24 |
| 7853. | Thao (ncthao) | 92.45 | 97% | 2024-09-02 |
| 7854. | Ardit (xdardit19) | 92.45 | 95% | 2023-03-07 |
| 7855. | bryan (bryan1111) | 92.45 | 97.8% | 2024-03-05 |
| 7856. | itchyaminoacid (335080673) | 92.45 | 98% | 2021-06-03 |
| 7857. | Minami (minamiya1) | 92.44 | 95% | 2023-08-14 |
| 7858. | penguin (immune2karma) | 92.44 | 98% | 2021-07-30 |
| 7859. | Simon (slimsonkysreformed) | 92.44 | 97% | 2023-01-03 |
| 7860. | Tracking Time (trackingtime) | 92.44 | 99% | 2018-01-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |