The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8283. | Steve (srd93) | 50.31 | — | 2009-08-29 |
| 8284. | kaylee (lambo) | 50.31 | — | 2009-03-11 |
| 8285. | Sumanth (gsumanth) | 50.31 | — | 2008-11-04 |
| 8286. | Vikram (vik_ind) | 50.30 | — | 2010-01-19 |
| 8287. | kaloyan (kalci) | 50.30 | 94% | 2021-01-19 |
| 8288. | Vit4mat2212 (vit4mat2212) | 50.30 | 93% | 2012-09-14 |
| 8289. | linh (walkman) | 50.30 | — | 2009-07-08 |
| 8290. | Achim (rubbishaka80) | 50.30 | — | 2011-04-30 |
| 8291. | appropriate nicknames pls (... | 50.29 | — | 2010-02-21 |
| 8292. | mope_mope (mope_mope) | 50.28 | 95% | 2023-10-09 |
| 8293. | na (leona) | 50.28 | — | 2009-02-09 |
| 8294. | Ahnab (ahnabaditto) | 50.27 | 95% | 2021-07-01 |
| 8295. | Hremes (hremes) | 50.27 | — | 2011-03-19 |
| 8296. | Mr Y (aquafino) | 50.27 | 93% | 2016-10-07 |
| 8297. | Dan (dtel) | 50.26 | 90% | 2017-01-20 |
| 8298. | Shubham (shubham_ryu) | 50.26 | 97% | 2021-03-27 |
| 8299. | soap (hungryghost) | 50.25 | 93% | 2022-05-07 |
| 8300. | Believer09 (believer09) | 50.25 | 96% | 2020-04-12 |
| 8301. | WayLay (waylay17) | 50.25 | 93.4% | 2021-02-19 |
| 8302. | raman (raman_maan) | 50.25 | 93% | 2016-09-01 |
| 8303. | Edigar (edigar) | 50.25 | 97% | 2018-03-10 |
| 8304. | kula (tsunderek) | 50.25 | — | 2010-04-13 |
| 8305. | Waleed (the_lol) | 50.25 | 95% | 2016-07-22 |
| 8306. | Abu Raziel (abu_raziel) | 50.25 | 93% | 2014-05-25 |
| 8307. | Shohan (ansshohan) | 50.24 | 96% | 2018-11-07 |
| 8308. | Teerapat (mkprincess) | 50.24 | — | 2010-07-08 |
| 8309. | tyler (viper) | 50.24 | — | 2008-12-31 |
| 8310. | MeHdi (mehdiii8) | 50.24 | 95% | 2015-07-15 |
| 8311. | Ever (efebo) | 50.22 | — | 2009-03-23 |
| 8312. | Vawl (vawl) | 50.22 | 95% | 2017-08-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |