The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1662. | Ma (silma) | 117.52 | 100% | 2013-12-14 |
| 1663. | poop (brahbrahbrah) | 117.51 | 99% | 2024-06-15 |
| 1664. | i suck (dbeast98) | 117.51 | 98% | 2017-10-29 |
| 1665. | plop (ploppiplop) | 117.50 | 97.8% | 2024-04-04 |
| 1666. | Ralph (0rni0n0) | 117.49 | 99% | 2011-09-12 |
| 1667. | Bradon (safij) | 117.48 | 98.1% | 2025-01-14 |
| 1668. | napkin (call_me_napkin) | 117.48 | 97% | 2021-01-13 |
| 1669. | MFL (mflex) | 117.48 | 95% | 2014-02-22 |
| 1670. | Justin (tinhuydang) | 117.47 | 98% | 2025-05-05 |
| 1671. | Oraidas (bullninja800) | 117.47 | 99% | 2020-10-07 |
| 1672. | Tak (takurin) | 117.41 | — | 2010-12-21 |
| 1673. | end1dream (luftkastel) | 117.39 | 96% | 2011-09-06 |
| 1674. | Nathan (amateurhero) | 117.37 | 99% | 2022-09-13 |
| 1675. | ac737 (ac737) | 117.37 | — | 2011-01-26 |
| 1676. | cozyDibs (cozydibs) | 117.36 | 97.3% | 2024-01-16 |
| 1677. | Ryan (ryanssd) | 117.36 | 99% | 2024-10-14 |
| 1678. | alse (edgemaxxing) | 117.35 | 98% | 2025-07-20 |
| 1679. | Kit (kesuki) | 117.34 | 98% | 2020-02-28 |
| 1680. | (welltwell) | 117.33 | 98% | 2021-05-11 |
| 1681. | kkgbyn (slyle) | 117.33 | 92% | 2015-12-30 |
| 1682. | Aiden (kula_) | 117.32 | 97% | 2021-04-23 |
| 1683. | Johan Gusmand (itsjawknee) | 117.32 | 98.8% | 2024-12-05 |
| 1684. | Young (youngflee) | 117.32 | 96% | 2015-08-18 |
| 1685. | Ben (bencooper) | 117.32 | 95% | 2014-04-20 |
| 1686. | ukimub (ukimub) | 117.31 | 98% | 2018-06-26 |
| 1687. | Poopfeast (maldici) | 117.31 | 96% | 2015-10-25 |
| 1688. | realforce (realf0rce) | 117.30 | 98% | 2017-11-09 |
| 1689. | skyactiv (atenza) | 117.29 | 98% | 2012-02-22 |
| 1690. | Bjorn (bjornbaboon) | 117.28 | 97.9% | 2023-12-24 |
| 1691. | Josh (hammondjx) | 117.28 | — | 2010-09-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |