I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1949. | Anish (typeswithtwo) | 119.13 | 98% | 2023-05-03 |
| 1950. | J (sobased) | 119.11 | 99% | 2019-12-21 |
| 1951. | Alex (1dwalker) | 119.10 | 97% | 2017-06-21 |
| 1952. | rashawn (corthas) | 119.07 | 99.3% | 2024-07-13 |
| 1953. | no (jonah1357) | 119.06 | 99% | 2020-10-09 |
| 1954. | i never win (neroflux) | 119.06 | 94% | 2017-04-10 |
| 1955. | i am (ashou) | 119.05 | 98% | 2022-06-21 |
| 1956. | David (dcohen91) | 119.04 | 99% | 2021-10-10 |
| 1957. | allie (admw) | 119.03 | 100% | 2019-03-11 |
| 1958. | Anton (m3tafour) | 119.01 | 97% | 2023-09-20 |
| 1959. | Jeroen (messyanswer) | 119.01 | 98% | 2018-07-05 |
| 1960. | cookiecap10 (cookiecap10) | 119.00 | 98.1% | 2024-10-03 |
| 1961. | Bastian (benderong) | 119.00 | 98% | 2020-06-30 |
| 1962. | Stanley (zaozaostan) | 118.99 | 98% | 2018-12-13 |
| 1963. | seann (sseann) | 118.98 | 98% | 2024-07-18 |
| 1964. | Justin (flamingoed02) | 118.98 | 99% | 2022-08-12 |
| 1965. | Alse (edgemaxxing) | 118.96 | 97% | 2025-02-07 |
| 1966. | dappy (dappyw) | 118.95 | 98% | 2024-10-04 |
| 1967. | naclytyper (nikhila) | 118.95 | 100% | 2019-04-24 |
| 1968. | HudYA (hudyusuf) | 118.94 | 98.1% | 2024-09-12 |
| 1969. | Stephen (steviebeans) | 118.94 | 98% | 2017-12-25 |
| 1970. | Will (kingofpie22) | 118.93 | 98.3% | 2024-05-30 |
| 1971. | Phryxam (phryxam) | 118.93 | 99% | 2018-02-06 |
| 1972. | redtoothj (redtoothj) | 118.90 | 97.9% | 2024-03-26 |
| 1973. | Tony π±π€ (demon0192) | 118.87 | 98% | 2019-08-04 |
| 1974. | OMENA (amveryslow67_) | 118.85 | 99.3% | 2024-10-11 |
| 1975. | Milan (milang13) | 118.84 | 99% | 2017-11-20 |
| 1976. | A (antykingfish3) | 118.84 | 98% | 2018-03-19 |
| 1977. | !PROTOCOL! (drac99) | 118.83 | 98% | 2025-06-28 |
| 1978. | neruγγπ« (properfinge... | 118.83 | 99% | 2019-01-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| α Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |