Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5146. | (scamps) | 98.06 | 95% | 2014-07-24 |
| 5147. | Jandi (calamityjan2010) | 98.06 | 99% | 2023-04-11 |
| 5148. | Rodney (rodneyslafuente) | 98.05 | 98% | 2022-09-26 |
| 5149. | LAURENZ CLYDE (laurenzclyde... | 98.05 | 97% | 2021-07-23 |
| 5150. | (retromandibular) | 98.05 | 98% | 2023-07-11 |
| 5151. | (ishraq21) | 98.04 | 96% | 2013-09-14 |
| 5152. | (tinac) | 98.04 | 100% | 2011-07-04 |
| 5153. | (glogs1) | 98.04 | 96% | 2022-09-26 |
| 5154. | (mafaraxas) | 98.04 | 93% | 2012-11-14 |
| 5155. | (runinbahn) | 98.03 | 94% | 2013-02-22 |
| 5156. | (tridactyla) | 98.03 | 98% | 2011-06-02 |
| 5157. | ⁹⁻¹⁰ᵍᵐ (green910) | 98.03 | 99% | 2017-11-16 |
| 5158. | (gillian) | 98.02 | — | 2008-08-23 |
| 5159. | (simplyscience) | 98.02 | 92% | 2016-01-02 |
| 5160. | Quynh (jaysflowers) | 98.02 | 97% | 2012-04-02 |
| 5161. | (lundrity) | 98.02 | 98% | 2021-07-12 |
| 5162. | Deuce (edge) | 98.01 | — | 2010-05-03 |
| 5163. | (kylodan) | 98.01 | 99% | 2017-07-27 |
| 5164. | Mojo (onetruejojo) | 98.01 | 98.7% | 2023-07-02 |
| 5165. | (mavis_beacon) | 98.00 | — | 2008-12-13 |
| 5166. | Max (mcmax92) | 98.00 | 94% | 2016-06-26 |
| 5167. | Hare Krishna (vchhabra33) | 98.00 | 98% | 2023-02-26 |
| 5168. | (mjk1964) | 97.99 | 97% | 2012-10-17 |
| 5169. | Julio (juliostito) | 97.99 | 96% | 2022-08-28 |
| 5170. | David (bubberducky) | 97.99 | 95% | 2014-09-05 |
| 5171. | (tokenshift) | 97.99 | — | 2010-02-23 |
| 5172. | (scwbrian) | 97.98 | 93% | 2015-05-14 |
| 5173. | (antibacterialsoysauce) | 97.98 | 98% | 2020-06-22 |
| 5174. | (phlegmatic) | 97.97 | 100% | 2012-10-25 |
| 5175. | (judees) | 97.97 | 98% | 2022-06-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |