As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9695. | Alpuds (alpuds) | 84.68 | 96% | 2024-02-25 |
| 9696. | Saiyn (saiynssgssyr) | 84.68 | 97% | 2022-12-02 |
| 9697. | Albert (albeng) | 84.68 | 96% | 2016-01-17 |
| 9698. | aiden (poscowsm) | 84.67 | 96% | 2021-12-06 |
| 9699. | Savana (ssantos) | 84.67 | 96% | 2015-05-07 |
| 9700. | TC (kingwirch) | 84.67 | 93% | 2015-09-04 |
| 9701. | Ellen (jack_cat123) | 84.66 | 96% | 2016-06-18 |
| 9702. | Arnon (bonfuifui) | 84.65 | 98.2% | 2021-02-12 |
| 9703. | car inn (carcarvroom) | 84.65 | 97% | 2024-06-27 |
| 9704. | Drews (drwsmnlpg) | 84.65 | 96% | 2021-11-09 |
| 9705. | faadhil (nexttrack07) | 84.65 | 99% | 2021-07-07 |
| 9706. | Brett (pinkepank) | 84.65 | 98% | 2015-10-07 |
| 9707. | Malachi (mudgee) | 84.65 | 96% | 2017-12-26 |
| 9708. | himeh (jherrerra) | 84.64 | 97% | 2022-12-16 |
| 9709. | dfoivn (player99) | 84.64 | 97% | 2021-01-11 |
| 9710. | Jason (aim1) | 84.64 | 97% | 2019-02-19 |
| 9711. | Edgar (edgar_elevado_jr_usm) | 84.63 | 97% | 2022-12-14 |
| 9712. | Ben (gordon05) | 84.63 | 98% | 2022-10-03 |
| 9713. | Protegent (protegentbutyes) | 84.63 | 95% | 2023-07-05 |
| 9714. | Yorn (yordelehihooo) | 84.63 | 98% | 2023-11-17 |
| 9715. | Al Jade (c00k1e) | 84.63 | 98% | 2022-08-09 |
| 9716. | Jem (jampr) | 84.63 | 96% | 2021-03-12 |
| 9717. | pavan (pvsukalkar) | 84.63 | 97% | 2015-07-11 |
| 9718. | Baked (bakedzt) | 84.62 | 98% | 2021-04-16 |
| 9719. | musratte (musratte) | 84.61 | 95.7% | 2023-12-05 |
| 9720. | ElPresidente (peterhartz) | 84.61 | 96% | 2023-03-14 |
| 9721. | Nahuatl_19650 (asanch5169) | 84.60 | 97.8% | 2025-01-23 |
| 9722. | pz (pingzhi) | 84.60 | 98% | 2025-05-29 |
| 9723. | Trishu (trishu) | 84.60 | 97.6% | 2023-06-26 |
| 9724. | Kotaro (kotaro_qwerty) | 84.60 | 97% | 2021-10-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |