The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13015. | Eric (edluu) | 83.57 | 93% | 2012-12-05 |
| 13016. | Fupa (fatbootymami) | 83.56 | 96% | 2022-11-16 |
| 13017. | gucci (gucciboots) | 83.56 | 96% | 2020-07-07 |
| 13018. | ridicolos (ridicolos) | 83.56 | 97.2% | 2023-05-14 |
| 13019. | luiz (luizzy) | 83.56 | 96% | 2021-06-10 |
| 13020. | Shiv (shivgp11) | 83.56 | 97% | 2022-12-04 |
| 13021. | Meh (liszt) | 83.56 | 97% | 2011-08-14 |
| 13022. | JJ (jjbonta) | 83.56 | 97% | 2018-10-31 |
| 13023. | $10WalmartKeyboard (devohun... | 83.56 | 92% | 2013-04-05 |
| 13024. | Casey (clmaher) | 83.56 | 95% | 2011-09-03 |
| 13025. | M (mwt3e) | 83.56 | 94% | 2012-02-17 |
| 13026. | Lucas (lucsturci) | 83.55 | 95% | 2016-11-25 |
| 13027. | JJSky (jjsky) | 83.55 | 93% | 2015-01-29 |
| 13028. | KENNETH (happydino) | 83.55 | 98% | 2021-07-29 |
| 13029. | β±π―π’π’π‘π¬πͺ... | 83.55 | 97% | 2021-09-30 |
| 13030. | NAFSHT (nafsht) | 83.55 | 98% | 2014-03-14 |
| 13031. | DarΓo (jdariosp) | 83.54 | 97% | 2023-04-07 |
| 13032. | Julian (juuling) | 83.54 | 98% | 2022-06-26 |
| 13033. | Mack (mvpok) | 83.54 | 94.9% | 2023-08-10 |
| 13034. | Christian (gergoss) | 83.54 | 97% | 2022-01-18 |
| 13035. | Boomer (boomer_typer) | 83.54 | 97% | 2021-11-06 |
| 13036. | dougie (dankgeebus) | 83.54 | 97% | 2017-07-27 |
| 13037. | Andre (edfrank) | 83.54 | 93% | 2013-06-10 |
| 13038. | moncojhr (moncojhr) | 83.54 | — | 2010-12-25 |
| 13039. | adderal junkie (dari0) | 83.53 | 97.5% | 2023-11-03 |
| 13040. | Shivinder (shivindernarr) | 83.53 | 96% | 2012-01-23 |
| 13041. | Leyz (leyzz) | 83.53 | 95% | 2020-08-08 |
| 13042. | Hillary (typeymane) | 83.53 | 98% | 2017-08-14 |
| 13043. | dene (dene) | 83.53 | — | 2009-12-08 |
| 13044. | zhen (zhen_pei) | 83.52 | 97% | 2022-02-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |