I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7095. | Irakli (iraklius) | 94.03 | 98% | 2016-02-29 |
| 7096. | Sean Huang (mentally821) | 94.02 | 98.7% | 2023-08-06 |
| 7097. | Dr. (bendragonsword) | 94.02 | 98% | 2020-01-06 |
| 7098. | Angel (angel8192) | 94.02 | 99% | 2016-01-14 |
| 7099. | James (papajamesy) | 94.02 | 96% | 2021-01-10 |
| 7100. | Monotone (tehbryster) | 94.02 | 91% | 2016-11-09 |
| 7101. | Iscyth (iscyth) | 94.01 | 96.2% | 2025-01-31 |
| 7102. | Steve (stevestupidface) | 94.01 | 98% | 2021-06-15 |
| 7103. | Mark Stanley (marklibid) | 94.01 | 97% | 2019-10-02 |
| 7104. | Alesandro (alesandroalbert) | 94.01 | 97% | 2020-03-27 |
| 7105. | Josh (fullcasualautismo) | 94.01 | 91% | 2016-08-26 |
| 7106. | cho (tp_yh) | 94.00 | 97% | 2019-12-27 |
| 7107. | b!g (b_i_g_em) | 94.00 | 98% | 2022-12-29 |
| 7108. | ibrahim (xibmx) | 94.00 | 97.4% | 2021-02-14 |
| 7109. | thangerines (thangerines) | 93.99 | 98% | 2021-01-03 |
| 7110. | Jam (jamlovesham) | 93.99 | 98% | 2019-07-12 |
| 7111. | maufry (maufry) | 93.98 | 97% | 2022-08-25 |
| 7112. | Filip (filiprei) | 93.98 | 98% | 2019-11-02 |
| 7113. | muzakh (muzakkiha) | 93.98 | 98% | 2024-10-12 |
| 7114. | Dat (mralex101) | 93.98 | 96% | 2020-03-24 |
| 7115. | Eder (edertyper) | 93.98 | 98% | 2017-07-13 |
| 7116. | SaintTail (sainttail) | 93.98 | 96% | 2016-03-14 |
| 7117. | Ryan (relaxin) | 93.98 | 97% | 2018-04-05 |
| 7118. | Hyper (hypersonic) | 93.98 | 90% | 2015-10-17 |
| 7119. | trick20 (trick2001) | 93.97 | 98% | 2022-04-25 |
| 7120. | Yulong (rdragon) | 93.97 | 99% | 2021-01-06 |
| 7121. | T (riptidestorm) | 93.97 | 97% | 2022-10-03 |
| 7122. | skyeblu7 (skyeblu7) | 93.97 | 98% | 2021-01-16 |
| 7123. | (dafler) | 93.96 | 97% | 2020-10-12 |
| 7124. | Isaac (typingsakc) | 93.96 | 96% | 2026-02-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |