The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15240. | Kyle (candyman95) | 32.36 | — | 2010-03-25 |
| 15241. | Numan Zaman (numanzamandipuu) | 32.35 | 93% | 2020-12-28 |
| 15242. | kit (kitling) | 32.35 | — | 2010-02-07 |
| 15243. | Dera Ravalisaona (bitclick23) | 32.34 | 95% | 2023-05-31 |
| 15244. | Your Mum (billchow24) | 32.34 | 95% | 2012-01-11 |
| 15245. | Iman (amouna) | 32.34 | — | 2009-11-26 |
| 15246. | Reuben (vandr) | 32.33 | 91% | 2017-02-14 |
| 15247. | Parker (unjonbil) | 32.33 | 91% | 2018-03-25 |
| 15248. | samantha (lovecat) | 32.33 | — | 2009-02-04 |
| 15249. | dankerkys (dankerkys) | 32.31 | 91% | 2019-03-20 |
| 15250. | not_available (neutroph1l) | 32.31 | 96.9% | 2021-02-27 |
| 15251. | Artiur (artursaliyev) | 32.30 | 93% | 2021-11-13 |
| 15252. | vicky (vickypeq) | 32.30 | 95% | 2015-07-27 |
| 15253. | emereshel (rayxshel) | 32.30 | 89% | 2014-03-16 |
| 15254. | Ray (cobrasingh) | 32.29 | 98% | 2022-04-24 |
| 15255. | James (youngthe) | 32.29 | 98% | 2021-05-26 |
| 15256. | Lucas (unareyes) | 32.28 | 98% | 2018-03-21 |
| 15257. | fth sanic (kyfanas8) | 32.28 | 94% | 2016-11-19 |
| 15258. | Eder (eder) | 32.28 | — | 2009-11-05 |
| 15259. | champ (champ7) | 32.28 | 87% | 2013-04-15 |
| 15260. | Nirvanee (nirvanee) | 32.27 | — | 2010-09-21 |
| 15261. | ss (aaassssss) | 32.24 | 94% | 2021-12-04 |
| 15262. | Max (maxsar) | 32.24 | 97% | 2012-12-05 |
| 15263. | shreya (shreya1998) | 32.24 | 95% | 2017-11-20 |
| 15264. | Tran (andytran) | 32.23 | 94% | 2012-06-25 |
| 15265. | Tony (typingshark) | 32.21 | 94% | 2021-02-14 |
| 15266. | Daniel (danielking) | 32.21 | 84% | 2015-07-09 |
| 15267. | fatin (mgnte) | 32.18 | 96.1% | 2021-02-06 |
| 15268. | Deepa (deepal) | 32.18 | 87% | 2012-02-03 |
| 15269. | J (yoyo123456789) | 32.17 | 91% | 2019-01-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |