The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11588. | wingman41 (wingman41) | 85.97 | 98% | 2022-12-08 |
| 11589. | Tianyi (fygogogo) | 85.97 | 98% | 2020-06-11 |
| 11590. | deegl0rd (stimoze) | 85.97 | 95% | 2021-03-16 |
| 11591. | hr (hereticalrants) | 85.97 | 98% | 2016-11-23 |
| 11592. | Arg (babyursa) | 85.97 | 97% | 2014-10-30 |
| 11593. | Michael (brokenflame) | 85.96 | 90% | 2014-06-05 |
| 11594. | Brett (megahash) | 85.96 | 97% | 2022-12-04 |
| 11595. | Thorbert (tobtoby) | 85.96 | 96% | 2021-12-13 |
| 11596. | Michele (mikcapp) | 85.96 | 98% | 2016-02-03 |
| 11597. | Cyberwolf (cyberwolf555) | 85.96 | 98% | 2019-10-23 |
| 11598. | Toby (roastpotatoes) | 85.96 | 95% | 2015-12-11 |
| 11599. | Wai Kit (wkkong) | 85.95 | 97% | 2019-04-09 |
| 11600. | giang (theend_vd) | 85.95 | 98% | 2015-05-31 |
| 11601. | seungbum (seungbum) | 85.95 | 91% | 2016-05-24 |
| 11602. | Muko (muko) | 85.95 | — | 2010-01-20 |
| 11603. | Jack (jacksmurthwaite) | 85.95 | 98% | 2018-01-31 |
| 11604. | eddysc (eddysc) | 85.94 | 96% | 2020-08-16 |
| 11605. | Slowpez (mr_slowpez) | 85.94 | 97% | 2019-11-21 |
| 11606. | Alvin (alwin630) | 85.94 | 98% | 2021-04-02 |
| 11607. | o.O (yorickvw) | 85.94 | 97% | 2018-05-14 |
| 11608. | Klay (klay22) | 85.94 | 94% | 2016-11-11 |
| 11609. | GK (thrylos000) | 85.94 | 96% | 2015-03-29 |
| 11610. | gm (lovejoy2) | 85.94 | 98% | 2016-06-21 |
| 11611. | Gorman (gorman) | 85.94 | 93% | 2012-05-10 |
| 11612. | Elle (elle85) | 85.94 | 95% | 2014-10-25 |
| 11613. | Alfie (davies0812) | 85.93 | 96% | 2021-01-08 |
| 11614. | Alva (alvath) | 85.93 | 99% | 2021-01-05 |
| 11615. | Scott (glorfindel1975) | 85.93 | — | 2008-10-24 |
| 11616. | joshy0928 (joshy0928) | 85.92 | 95% | 2021-08-07 |
| 11617. | Rob (jarra) | 85.92 | 97% | 2014-11-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |