The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.
—from Ferris Bueller's Day Off, a movie by John Hughes
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1975. | Stampe (disiple009) | 88.61 | 95% | 2018-08-30 |
| 1976. | Elijah (akagila) | 88.59 | 99% | 2019-12-17 |
| 1977. | Kevin (kjax) | 88.58 | 98% | 2020-08-03 |
| 1978. | Raymond (rayymonddd) | 88.57 | 97% | 2017-09-03 |
| 1979. | Allan (unknownfiles) | 88.57 | 96% | 2020-10-02 |
| 1980. | ssm1 (ssm1) | 88.56 | 97% | 2020-10-18 |
| 1981. | Dylan (dylanjsatelle) | 88.53 | 96% | 2017-12-29 |
| 1982. | Ephemeral_ (ephemeral_meatsac) | 88.52 | 96% | 2020-11-23 |
| 1983. | tsapi (tsapi) | 88.51 | 98% | 2020-03-28 |
| 1984. | Jason (tophbeifong123) | 88.51 | 97% | 2020-04-18 |
| 1985. | qwerty (suicidepepe) | 88.51 | 97% | 2021-08-07 |
| 1986. | Kex (kexlog) | 88.50 | 97% | 2017-12-29 |
| 1987. | Aaron (theredspartan) | 88.49 | 99% | 2020-02-12 |
| 1988. | Euro (euroeuro) | 88.48 | 97% | 2020-07-31 |
| 1989. | Brendan (panikooooos) | 88.47 | 97% | 2017-11-28 |
| 1990. | Person (improbhighnotgonnalie) | 88.47 | 97% | 2019-04-28 |
| 1991. | Eddy (eddyk54) | 88.46 | 97% | 2020-08-10 |
| 1992. | Dichill (leqici) | 88.46 | 97% | 2020-10-14 |
| 1993. | DeeFly (deefly) | 88.45 | 96% | 2020-01-07 |
| 1994. | Cory (corycor) | 88.45 | 98% | 2017-10-06 |
| 1995. | Pielicker (pielicker) | 88.45 | 98% | 2017-12-01 |
| 1996. | Samson (samsondidry) | 88.44 | 96% | 2020-07-31 |
| 1997. | Miguel (migumigu) | 88.43 | 98% | 2019-12-12 |
| 1998. | Panther (newbyj) | 88.42 | 98% | 2017-09-11 |
| 1999. | BRUH (rabonh) | 88.42 | 97% | 2020-12-15 |
| 2000. | Reuben (phyterjet) | 88.38 | 97% | 2018-06-18 |
| 2001. | Donna (ereda) | 88.37 | 97% | 2019-06-17 |
| 2002. | g (georgetianke) | 88.37 | 98% | 2020-03-10 |
| 2003. | Jacob (crotaismean) | 88.36 | 95% | 2017-08-27 |
| 2004. | Mikel (meekay) | 88.34 | 96% | 2020-04-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 10,126 | 80.79 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 4 | 78.68 | April 10, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 3 | 128.99 | January 3, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 2 | 122.51 | December 16, 2020 |