As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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24983. | Abdulrahman (abdulrahmanal_... | 45.33 | 92% | 2023-02-28 |
24984. | Shiro (fubukiiii) | 45.33 | 94% | 2022-02-01 |
24985. | David (barrard) | 45.33 | 94% | 2020-10-16 |
24986. | AYDONIS (aydonis) | 45.32 | 96.6% | 2021-03-02 |
24987. | metaphys (metaphys) | 45.31 | 97% | 2022-06-13 |
24988. | Do Hoang Viet (hviet78) | 45.29 | 96% | 2023-08-28 |
24989. | QiQi (qiqi13) | 45.29 | 94% | 2015-06-07 |
24990. | Swetaketu (swetaketu51) | 45.28 | 96% | 2022-01-14 |
24991. | Wynn (wynn_liaw) | 45.28 | 96% | 2020-11-16 |
24992. | Sahil (shahildhakre) | 45.28 | 96% | 2022-02-28 |
24993. | zalalala (zalalala) | 45.27 | 93.6% | 2021-02-18 |
24994. | Odik Aditya (odik_aditya) | 45.27 | 91% | 2016-05-03 |
24995. | Fabian (fr628370) | 45.26 | 94% | 2023-04-15 |
24996. | Kevin (loldunker) | 45.25 | 93% | 2020-01-22 |
24997. | iseecats (iseecats) | 45.24 | 96% | 2018-12-27 |
24998. | zamd (adzhamd) | 45.24 | 94% | 2015-11-06 |
24999. | eddie (eddie_coder) | 45.23 | 94% | 2021-05-26 |
25000. | Ibrahim (ibrahim_0205) | 45.23 | 96% | 2022-12-04 |
25001. | Baha (kingpro6561) | 45.23 | 95% | 2023-03-13 |
25002. | direw (direw) | 45.23 | 94% | 2021-05-21 |
25003. | Abanob (pepokamal) | 45.23 | 90% | 2016-01-13 |
25004. | Alzhan (alzhan19) | 45.22 | 94% | 2022-11-12 |
25005. | geinjutsu (givitt0m3) | 45.22 | 96% | 2022-01-21 |
25006. | Homieboy (abcjohnabdjohn) | 45.22 | 97.5% | 2021-03-01 |
25007. | Ian (ianmalinao) | 45.22 | 97% | 2020-01-15 |
25008. | physicst (skr90) | 45.22 | 94% | 2015-07-01 |
25009. | people'schamp (pk_gaur) | 45.22 | 92% | 2016-01-01 |
25010. | RMOS!! (onetwoss) | 45.21 | 95% | 2023-04-23 |
25011. | Antony (antony5225) | 45.21 | 98% | 2018-06-28 |
25012. | cindy (dominiq_) | 45.20 | 96% | 2020-02-01 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |