So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19278. | Adrianne (mrsthornton09) | 68.92 | 98% | 2017-10-17 |
| 19279. | (qwerty_08) | 68.92 | 98.8% | 2023-10-15 |
| 19280. | faadhil (nexttrack07) | 68.92 | 96.7% | 2023-10-14 |
| 19281. | Kalervo (dilbodeadhorseflog... | 68.92 | 98% | 2021-11-07 |
| 19282. | Henry (grasstastesbad) | 68.92 | 96% | 2022-08-30 |
| 19283. | sheikh (skjalauddin79@yahoo... | 68.92 | 98% | 2011-12-27 |
| 19284. | sankirtan (sankidra) | 68.92 | 98% | 2013-12-01 |
| 19285. | (cjthehacker7) | 68.92 | 96% | 2014-06-08 |
| 19286. | pat (teloi) | 68.91 | 95% | 2020-04-07 |
| 19287. | Kevin (thatoneasiang) | 68.91 | 97% | 2019-03-16 |
| 19288. | Sohei (sohei) | 68.91 | 95% | 2022-11-13 |
| 19289. | (enhoj22) | 68.91 | 96% | 2021-05-05 |
| 19290. | Rebekka (rebekkah) | 68.91 | — | 2011-04-26 |
| 19291. | some_guy (liudvikas) | 68.91 | 95% | 2017-05-08 |
| 19292. | elpresador (el_presador) | 68.91 | 93% | 2011-11-26 |
| 19293. | Tuan (dleh) | 68.91 | — | 2010-09-16 |
| 19294. | (twesley20) | 68.90 | 97% | 2022-06-01 |
| 19295. | UnreliableSpare (unreliable... | 68.90 | 98% | 2023-03-26 |
| 19296. | beansnboges (beansnboges) | 68.90 | 98% | 2021-10-27 |
| 19297. | Cao Sy Hai Long (caosyhailo... | 68.90 | 95% | 2019-04-22 |
| 19298. | ECT_ (ect_27) | 68.90 | 96% | 2014-10-06 |
| 19299. | einstrung (einstrung) | 68.90 | 92% | 2011-11-15 |
| 19300. | (idk14344) | 68.89 | 95% | 2022-01-30 |
| 19301. | ubaldo (ubakun) | 68.89 | — | 2008-09-12 |
| 19302. | tstats[armanto] (armanto) | 68.89 | 98% | 2022-07-14 |
| 19303. | Huoi (huy_truong_le) | 68.89 | 97% | 2021-08-22 |
| 19304. | Sajan (sajanjosan) | 68.89 | 98% | 2017-10-20 |
| 19305. | (shanenliu) | 68.89 | — | 2010-06-29 |
| 19306. | (burgerblade) | 68.88 | 94% | 2013-10-02 |
| 19307. | (p0ssyd3str0y3r) | 68.88 | 96% | 2019-11-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |