I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6529. | VietcongTyper (hidevn) | 95.40 | 98% | 2021-05-05 |
| 6530. | mingw (mingw) | 95.40 | 99% | 2020-03-30 |
| 6531. | mscassady13 (mscassady13) | 95.39 | 97.3% | 2024-07-21 |
| 6532. | chie (lotusimpact) | 95.39 | 98% | 2022-01-29 |
| 6533. | Blazian444 (blazian444) | 95.39 | 97% | 2020-08-18 |
| 6534. | henlo (ireason) | 95.39 | 95% | 2015-05-20 |
| 6535. | Sssaajj (sanjisan) | 95.38 | 98.5% | 2023-07-24 |
| 6536. | Jason (ninjastar777) | 95.38 | 96% | 2015-10-17 |
| 6537. | Megan (meganchua) | 95.38 | 97% | 2021-02-05 |
| 6538. | Amateur Hacker (st26042004) | 95.37 | 97.1% | 2023-07-16 |
| 6539. | DMack (dmack98) | 95.37 | 98% | 2025-08-05 |
| 6540. | (needforaccuracy) | 95.37 | 97% | 2021-04-19 |
| 6541. | Esme (esmeb56) | 95.37 | 92% | 2017-02-28 |
| 6542. | Aspen (cmbradiation) | 95.36 | 98% | 2023-12-05 |
| 6543. | Eddie_NP (eddie023) | 95.36 | 97% | 2021-08-11 |
| 6544. | Pet (speedyboi5724) | 95.36 | 98% | 2019-06-02 |
| 6545. | sam (samtheguy10) | 95.35 | 99% | 2023-03-27 |
| 6546. | Erin (ecoop) | 95.35 | 98% | 2021-08-18 |
| 6547. | Michael (themusicofsound) | 95.35 | 97% | 2016-02-17 |
| 6548. | Jewberg Kykelstein (kykelst... | 95.35 | 96.9% | 2021-01-29 |
| 6549. | A (ohyoturtles) | 95.35 | 96% | 2021-12-03 |
| 6550. | Tyler (tylermcintyler) | 95.35 | 95% | 2016-04-27 |
| 6551. | Steven (stevagon) | 95.35 | 98% | 2017-07-31 |
| 6552. | Christopher (cprice4124) | 95.34 | 99% | 2018-11-14 |
| 6553. | B (bst0) | 95.34 | 97% | 2017-12-14 |
| 6554. | Themis (themicp) | 95.34 | 92% | 2016-06-13 |
| 6555. | Ultralord (ronelijahruiz) | 95.34 | 85% | 2017-01-11 |
| 6556. | mynarchist (mynarchist) | 95.33 | 97% | 2025-08-18 |
| 6557. | BoRiSwOnG (boriswong) | 95.33 | 95.3% | 2024-06-15 |
| 6558. | melina (halfxheart) | 95.32 | 98% | 2018-08-06 |
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| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |