The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25919. | ahmed (ahmedelhawary1) | 62.70 | 98% | 2021-04-26 |
| 25920. | yarkee (yarkee) | 62.70 | 96% | 2014-08-16 |
| 25921. | Jeremy (jlaihong) | 62.70 | 91% | 2016-06-02 |
| 25922. | John (antvil) | 62.69 | 98% | 2018-04-28 |
| 25923. | peaNUTS (prabeshdai) | 62.69 | 94.5% | 2023-10-05 |
| 25924. | James (jazack04) | 62.69 | 95% | 2021-05-12 |
| 25925. | Kevin (kevink1844) | 62.69 | 97% | 2021-01-08 |
| 25926. | Andrew (slamsrus) | 62.68 | 94% | 2015-12-08 |
| 25927. | Nacho (narpa) | 62.68 | 97% | 2022-03-07 |
| 25928. | yen (yennn) | 62.68 | 96% | 2022-01-03 |
| 25929. | Stevie (stevie81572) | 62.68 | 97% | 2020-08-25 |
| 25930. | Andrea (djciarls) | 62.68 | 96% | 2013-05-21 |
| 25931. | David (dvast) | 62.68 | — | 2008-12-06 |
| 25932. | Dragon (dragonpoint) | 62.68 | 99% | 2015-08-11 |
| 25933. | Tal (w01v3n) | 62.67 | 96% | 2022-01-24 |
| 25934. | Fusion Fusion (fusion035) | 62.67 | 98% | 2019-02-06 |
| 25935. | Colin (cmothersead) | 62.66 | 97% | 2023-05-26 |
| 25936. | Meli (aurora_twilight) | 62.66 | 97% | 2021-03-22 |
| 25937. | Nightmare (nightmare_foxy) | 62.66 | 94% | 2021-03-27 |
| 25938. | Echo (echo316) | 62.66 | 96% | 2019-09-24 |
| 25939. | Dave (chichi) | 62.66 | — | 2008-09-08 |
| 25940. | xoxo (xoxoxo) | 62.66 | — | 2009-11-23 |
| 25941. | Validuss (validuss) | 62.66 | 94% | 2015-01-22 |
| 25942. | Very Bored (jerseygyrleb) | 62.66 | 94% | 2013-06-07 |
| 25943. | Tuong (tuong_slow) | 62.65 | 95% | 2021-09-08 |
| 25944. | Omsin (omsinkrissada) | 62.65 | 95% | 2020-08-26 |
| 25945. | Mordechai (membenezra) | 62.65 | 87% | 2016-05-31 |
| 25946. | KidKid (kidkid) | 62.65 | — | 2010-01-04 |
| 25947. | One Eyed Owl (one_eyed_owl) | 62.65 | 81% | 2016-06-25 |
| 25948. | Isaac (isaac) | 62.65 | — | 2008-11-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |