The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22029. | Guest (stay8899) | 68.49 | 95% | 2013-10-16 |
| 22030. | Ethan (lightxethan) | 68.49 | 95% | 2018-12-31 |
| 22031. | Nanek (nlited) | 68.49 | 87% | 2016-11-16 |
| 22032. | john (er3g10us) | 68.49 | 99% | 2012-05-31 |
| 22033. | IIIllllIlIlIIIIlII (bakalu) | 68.49 | 97% | 2019-05-18 |
| 22034. | Joni (joni2) | 68.48 | 98% | 2017-12-28 |
| 22035. | Fadhiel (padil) | 68.48 | 97% | 2012-09-23 |
| 22036. | Davidson (niyx) | 68.48 | 89% | 2012-04-30 |
| 22037. | patrick (rice247) | 68.48 | 93% | 2015-01-31 |
| 22038. | amir (ioio) | 68.48 | 96% | 2018-08-16 |
| 22039. | Muhammad (saad99) | 68.47 | 95.2% | 2023-09-30 |
| 22040. | clayton (infernoaqua) | 68.47 | 97% | 2018-03-22 |
| 22041. | Blaze (klblaz) | 68.47 | 96% | 2021-06-05 |
| 22042. | Connor (cameres) | 68.47 | 94% | 2015-08-30 |
| 22043. | Ken (kenh) | 68.47 | 97.7% | 2021-03-02 |
| 22044. | Benji (benjijg) | 68.47 | 95% | 2015-05-04 |
| 22045. | Sarath (lightisfast) | 68.46 | 92% | 2015-02-03 |
| 22046. | PandoraOG (pandoraog) | 68.46 | 96% | 2023-09-14 |
| 22047. | Jeff (mrblurbyyt) | 68.46 | 96% | 2018-08-30 |
| 22048. | Đăng Nguyên (dangnguyen) | 68.46 | 98% | 2012-10-23 |
| 22049. | Ruben (ecerulm) | 68.46 | 98% | 2013-08-14 |
| 22050. | Cheryl (cheryltheslowturtle) | 68.46 | 94% | 2015-12-21 |
| 22051. | Abdelhakime (smartlessgamer) | 68.45 | 96% | 2022-02-18 |
| 22052. | frooday (frooday) | 68.45 | 96.8% | 2021-02-19 |
| 22053. | avinash (avinash17121995) | 68.45 | 94% | 2016-03-21 |
| 22054. | Kevin (zapdosblitz) | 68.45 | 94% | 2011-11-20 |
| 22055. | poopnickel (j_rrific) | 68.45 | — | 2010-12-23 |
| 22056. | Gee ButterSnaps (jevanfg) | 68.44 | 97% | 2020-08-01 |
| 22057. | MrCoolBananas (tonyhicks20) | 68.44 | 96% | 2023-07-25 |
| 22058. | Mandar (mandar7) | 68.44 | 97% | 2023-02-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |