Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18260. | Yorn (yordelehihooo) | 71.45 | 97% | 2023-05-08 |
| 18261. | Alex (alexblackie) | 71.45 | 86% | 2015-02-28 |
| 18262. | abhilash (lash_32768) | 71.45 | 96% | 2017-08-23 |
| 18263. | Gor (goroid) | 71.44 | 96% | 2012-02-03 |
| 18264. | Brian (basis_bradley) | 71.44 | 99% | 2018-01-26 |
| 18265. | Carlos (carloszapata) | 71.44 | 97% | 2023-05-13 |
| 18266. | Tsogtbayar (tsogtbayarbox) | 71.44 | 96% | 2015-10-18 |
| 18267. | Colonel Apple (colonel_apple) | 71.44 | 98.2% | 2023-10-04 |
| 18268. | thotbox (thotb0x) | 71.44 | 98% | 2022-02-24 |
| 18269. | M (nonni3) | 71.44 | 97% | 2018-02-15 |
| 18270. | Christina (calderman) | 71.44 | — | 2008-12-10 |
| 18271. | Bacosca (bacosca) | 71.43 | 97% | 2016-06-17 |
| 18272. | Nurbek (tsukerk1) | 71.43 | 96% | 2021-03-16 |
| 18273. | Yodeller (yodeller) | 71.43 | 95% | 2019-02-21 |
| 18274. | Richard (ragdolllv) | 71.43 | 98% | 2020-12-15 |
| 18275. | arturia_ex (koitanami) | 71.43 | 97% | 2019-03-29 |
| 18276. | Sriram (sriram) | 71.42 | 94% | 2011-06-04 |
| 18277. | AJ (aj_jaswanth) | 71.42 | 89% | 2015-08-17 |
| 18278. | eburge (eburge) | 71.42 | 93% | 2016-02-13 |
| 18279. | Mike (tonz30) | 71.42 | 96% | 2021-09-01 |
| 18280. | Phil (phibit) | 71.42 | — | 2008-09-08 |
| 18281. | Henry (ambandi) | 71.42 | 96.8% | 2023-06-09 |
| 18282. | Cao (planetarygoxuanthinh) | 71.41 | 95% | 2021-12-25 |
| 18283. | Henrikas (henrikasj) | 71.41 | 88% | 2014-04-16 |
| 18284. | Trent (memosc) | 71.41 | 89% | 2016-07-07 |
| 18285. | Apollonius (apollonios) | 71.41 | 97% | 2023-06-13 |
| 18286. | synthax (synthax) | 71.40 | — | 2010-06-09 |
| 18287. | Brent (writerb) | 71.40 | 97% | 2013-01-30 |
| 18288. | elizabeth (demonslayyer69) | 71.40 | 97% | 2021-10-27 |
| 18289. | Zhuldyzay (zhuz12) | 71.40 | 96% | 2022-02-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |