I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10630. | Kunkka (kunkkaa) | 84.86 | 98% | 2020-11-07 |
| 10631. | Rahul (russellriago) | 84.86 | 98% | 2022-05-31 |
| 10632. | felix (sanfelix) | 84.85 | 99% | 2022-11-17 |
| 10633. | Francisco (thefranbear) | 84.84 | 96% | 2022-03-09 |
| 10634. | han (stuckinatimezone) | 84.84 | 97% | 2022-02-01 |
| 10635. | scotish (scotishcham) | 84.84 | 97% | 2022-01-05 |
| 10636. | xd (typerads) | 84.84 | 95% | 2022-11-05 |
| 10637. | Jayden (mytzep) | 84.83 | 96.2% | 2024-09-10 |
| 10638. | Kabeljau (kabeljau) | 84.83 | 99% | 2019-01-03 |
| 10639. | Michael (shadow_mike) | 84.83 | 96% | 2019-08-17 |
| 10640. | EV6 (ev6lee_) | 84.82 | 98% | 2023-12-17 |
| 10641. | Tri (lnfluence) | 84.82 | 99% | 2017-09-13 |
| 10642. | Enrique (optimus_line) | 84.82 | 99% | 2018-05-08 |
| 10643. | M (mattgarr) | 84.82 | 90% | 2017-02-18 |
| 10644. | Zoro_Waifu (grassintheapark) | 84.82 | 98% | 2019-03-18 |
| 10645. | logan (lacton44) | 84.81 | 97% | 2022-01-14 |
| 10646. | Miguel (gheed22) | 84.80 | 98% | 2021-11-03 |
| 10647. | Ebru (ebruserce) | 84.80 | 96% | 2017-12-25 |
| 10648. | tstats[er4_mike] (er4_mike) | 84.79 | 99% | 2023-01-09 |
| 10649. | Sam (sommeldb) | 84.79 | 98% | 2022-02-22 |
| 10650. | FurryTheFrog (furrythefrog) | 84.78 | 94% | 2019-10-17 |
| 10651. | Gaming (gamingreborn1) | 84.78 | 98% | 2022-04-05 |
| 10652. | Kibitz (laconickibitz) | 84.78 | 99% | 2023-01-27 |
| 10653. | lobus (lobus_rec) | 84.78 | 98% | 2021-11-05 |
| 10654. | Gabit (gabitgordit) | 84.77 | 98.3% | 2025-05-13 |
| 10655. | shufi (shufi2) | 84.77 | 96% | 2021-08-07 |
| 10656. | Howlh (howlh) | 84.77 | 98.7% | 2023-07-29 |
| 10657. | Duke (lovejet) | 84.77 | 98% | 2021-01-17 |
| 10658. | Ismail (shadowwalker3) | 84.77 | 96% | 2018-02-12 |
| 10659. | casperdingus (casperdingus) | 84.76 | 95% | 2025-06-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |