The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1308. | Jorge (jorgex) | 123.49 | — | 2009-06-23 |
| 1309. | Zain (zellius) | 123.49 | 95% | 2014-12-09 |
| 1310. | Beverly (pandygirl101) | 123.49 | 94% | 2013-06-29 |
| 1311. | Devcar03 (devcar03) | 123.48 | 98.3% | 2023-09-23 |
| 1312. | dylan_9802 (dylan_9802) | 123.47 | 98% | 2022-12-14 |
| 1313. | Evan (lol4life) | 123.47 | 98% | 2013-02-22 |
| 1314. | George (korner) | 123.46 | 95% | 2016-10-28 |
| 1315. | D (ndeeb) | 123.45 | 96% | 2015-09-02 |
| 1316. | Dark (lewpur) | 123.44 | 97% | 2018-01-05 |
| 1317. | na (padsquad2010) | 123.43 | 98% | 2021-08-10 |
| 1318. | Dana (danayi) | 123.42 | 98% | 2021-06-09 |
| 1319. | Allen (keenharlequin) | 123.41 | 99% | 2016-08-18 |
| 1320. | MattyMo (mattymo878) | 123.41 | 19% | 2014-10-22 |
| 1321. | Adam (adamjason804) | 123.39 | 99.3% | 2023-08-24 |
| 1322. | Lala (dragonlordo) | 123.39 | 92% | 2012-03-09 |
| 1323. | meh (isuckbutimtrying) | 123.36 | 99% | 2021-05-23 |
| 1324. | Dave (ebol) | 123.33 | — | 2009-01-12 |
| 1325. | Simone (simsimbean) | 123.32 | — | 2011-01-13 |
| 1326. | Nick (nick1789) | 123.28 | — | 2008-08-21 |
| 1327. | Cat Milker (boomermilk) | 123.28 | 97% | 2011-12-20 |
| 1328. | learning ortho (toiletmike) | 123.26 | 99% | 2022-12-19 |
| 1329. | Makoto (makoto17) | 123.26 | 95% | 2012-06-16 |
| 1330. | coco (noise) | 123.24 | — | 2008-12-04 |
| 1331. | wojtek (kwojtek14) | 123.22 | 99% | 2020-03-11 |
| 1332. | PatCh (darglor) | 123.22 | 99% | 2014-08-27 |
| 1333. | (scraex) | 123.21 | 99% | 2022-01-16 |
| 1334. | Andrew (cherryz) | 123.21 | 95% | 2015-04-22 |
| 1335. | Larry (littodevil) | 123.20 | — | 2009-11-17 |
| 1336. | Visière fumée (giovvah) | 123.19 | 98% | 2022-09-14 |
| 1337. | Spencer (soliloquial) | 123.19 | 97% | 2014-09-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |