I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12356. | Albert (certikbertik) | 82.85 | 96% | 2022-01-20 |
| 12357. | Ahjashi (jnguyen21) | 82.84 | 99% | 2022-12-12 |
| 12358. | BRENOU (brenou) | 82.84 | 96% | 2021-04-05 |
| 12359. | meemw (markenmaw) | 82.84 | 95.5% | 2024-03-12 |
| 12360. | typing (duck0_0) | 82.84 | 98% | 2022-06-08 |
| 12361. | Oktoroden (oktoroden) | 82.84 | 95% | 2021-12-21 |
| 12362. | Speed is relative (hvan1998) | 82.83 | 98.2% | 2023-09-05 |
| 12363. | cr (cr24) | 82.83 | 98% | 2019-12-24 |
| 12364. | Mesanda (mesanda) | 82.82 | 96% | 2024-11-05 |
| 12365. | Kurisu (kurisu_makise) | 82.82 | 98.9% | 2023-11-20 |
| 12366. | Ver (clubspice) | 82.82 | 98% | 2022-02-12 |
| 12367. | Cosito (cositogb) | 82.82 | 97% | 2023-07-06 |
| 12368. | Duong (duongvalo) | 82.82 | 99% | 2025-05-03 |
| 12369. | catpuplover (catpuplover) | 82.82 | 98% | 2021-09-22 |
| 12370. | zen (zen181) | 82.82 | 96% | 2021-12-18 |
| 12371. | Max (max_pinc) | 82.82 | 98% | 2019-02-22 |
| 12372. | Hamze (eazyh) | 82.81 | 97% | 2021-02-24 |
| 12373. | Avernus (avernusvenine) | 82.81 | 94% | 2018-12-05 |
| 12374. | Tonic (pizzeria2000) | 82.81 | 97% | 2022-03-31 |
| 12375. | vatsu (nify) | 82.81 | 96% | 2021-12-28 |
| 12376. | (◠‿◠✿) (nyafuu) | 82.81 | 97% | 2021-12-28 |
| 12377. | Duc (sungjinwoo2001) | 82.80 | 98% | 2023-01-31 |
| 12378. | pls dont hurt me (plsdonthu... | 82.80 | 97% | 2020-12-18 |
| 12379. | Jezreel (jroxas97) | 82.79 | 99% | 2022-12-30 |
| 12380. | i miss tyreek hill (widsss) | 82.79 | 98% | 2022-03-10 |
| 12381. | Utkarsh Singh (hereisutkarsh) | 82.78 | 97% | 2025-03-29 |
| 12382. | Josh (josht18109853) | 82.78 | 96% | 2018-09-09 |
| 12383. | Jason (jasonjohnsj27) | 82.78 | 94% | 2021-09-07 |
| 12384. | Kahba (kahba) | 82.78 | 99% | 2023-01-09 |
| 12385. | Aaron Siyuan Jiang (aronj400) | 82.78 | 98% | 2022-08-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |