Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5413. | a (stanrude) | 49.78 | 98% | 2018-12-13 |
| 5414. | tapan (psydelix) | 49.77 | 96% | 2020-04-04 |
| 5415. | Kim (rsoler) | 49.77 | 96% | 2020-12-07 |
| 5416. | Mikhail (limedimenine) | 49.77 | 96% | 2018-03-22 |
| 5417. | Mr.IF (mr_if) | 49.76 | 94% | 2021-08-06 |
| 5418. | Odysseus (doctorodysseus) | 49.74 | 97% | 2018-07-27 |
| 5419. | yoxu (yoxu) | 49.73 | 98% | 2019-02-25 |
| 5420. | per (crusaderking1) | 49.73 | 96% | 2017-12-29 |
| 5421. | Alejandro (akakmx) | 49.72 | 94% | 2017-12-26 |
| 5422. | Azzren (azzrenvp) | 49.70 | 96% | 2019-03-29 |
| 5423. | Dennis (dwiebe) | 49.70 | 96% | 2019-04-27 |
| 5424. | Bayram (turkmen) | 49.69 | 97% | 2020-10-10 |
| 5425. | Im (me_slow_bad) | 49.66 | 96% | 2020-10-13 |
| 5426. | swint (shwint) | 49.64 | 95% | 2020-06-30 |
| 5427. | Mrinmoy (mrinmoyss) | 49.63 | 96% | 2019-08-28 |
| 5428. | Stephanie (stephanie83) | 49.57 | 94% | 2018-02-08 |
| 5429. | Dragger (eatton2000) | 49.56 | 96% | 2019-08-24 |
| 5430. | Aaron (aaron5457) | 49.55 | 92% | 2021-08-09 |
| 5431. | Kryštof (kxtof) | 49.54 | 94% | 2020-11-22 |
| 5432. | aslipapa (vision007) | 49.52 | 96% | 2019-03-31 |
| 5433. | daniel (seanjohn_son) | 49.51 | 96% | 2019-09-25 |
| 5434. | LongGone (byejack123) | 49.51 | 95% | 2020-01-21 |
| 5435. | Nishchay (nishchay5) | 49.50 | 96% | 2020-08-23 |
| 5436. | Tashrif (tashrif_shahriar) | 49.50 | 95% | 2020-07-08 |
| 5437. | Azamat (zyntemirov) | 49.44 | 93% | 2017-10-25 |
| 5438. | Markus (markustelser) | 49.40 | 96% | 2020-11-02 |
| 5439. | Anet (tenao) | 49.40 | 94% | 2020-08-14 |
| 5440. | ahmed (admica) | 49.38 | 98% | 2018-02-12 |
| 5441. | FreePalestine spicycatgames... | 49.38 | 98% | 2017-09-27 |
| 5442. | Zach (mczmonay) | 49.37 | 95% | 2020-10-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |