And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
392 total characters in this text.
View Pit Stop page for this text
| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22085. | Rasmus (rasmuselmquist) | 75.53 | 96% | 2021-01-24 |
| 22086. | Tricia (triciag) | 75.53 | 99% | 2013-08-26 |
| 22087. | Simon (razorbladexz) | 75.53 | 90% | 2014-07-10 |
| 22088. | Thai meo (mrme0c0n) | 75.53 | 92% | 2012-09-11 |
| 22089. | Aditya (adirev) | 75.52 | 97% | 2022-11-18 |
| 22090. | copiumlays (pepecd) | 75.52 | 96% | 2022-02-27 |
| 22091. | Sergej (nbafan) | 75.52 | 99% | 2011-10-14 |
| 22092. | shantanu (shantothegreat) | 75.52 | 97% | 2014-02-23 |
| 22093. | ker1SH (ker1sh) | 75.51 | 95.8% | 2023-05-26 |
| 22094. | BlueberryMourning (blueberr... | 75.51 | 98% | 2017-12-03 |
| 22095. | papryczan (olgi69) | 75.51 | 96% | 2021-02-28 |
| 22096. | Sardorbek (batiskaf) | 75.51 | 96% | 2020-05-14 |
| 22097. | Adel (adel69) | 75.51 | 91% | 2012-09-04 |
| 22098. | sigurd (nyanflavor34) | 75.51 | 94% | 2016-10-27 |
| 22099. | Matt (weirdoperson) | 75.51 | 94% | 2013-05-06 |
| 22100. | Lara (curlarz) | 75.51 | — | 2009-12-22 |
| 22101. | JESUSMONKEYCHRIST (jesusmon... | 75.50 | 98% | 2023-04-21 |
| 22102. | Xsentricity (xsentricity) | 75.50 | 98% | 2023-04-03 |
| 22103. | Red (redhood07) | 75.50 | 95% | 2021-05-05 |
| 22104. | 1 (shootingmonkey1) | 75.50 | 96% | 2022-09-03 |
| 22105. | Peacemaker (marmimic) | 75.50 | 92% | 2016-05-17 |
| 22106. | Ethan (eathand) | 75.50 | 94% | 2020-12-16 |
| 22107. | Chris (patterns) | 75.49 | 98% | 2016-09-25 |
| 22108. | Harry (haroldt) | 75.49 | 97% | 2020-02-13 |
| 22109. | chicken (chethan819) | 75.49 | 95.5% | 2023-10-15 |
| 22110. | James (horjamez) | 75.49 | 96% | 2022-03-21 |
| 22111. | rohit (rohit3591) | 75.49 | 97% | 2014-11-03 |
| 22112. | Ieuan (icurse) | 75.49 | — | 2010-05-15 |
| 22113. | Diego (megax454) | 75.48 | 98% | 2020-11-04 |
| 22114. | Chris (kr0n0s1nvisible) | 75.48 | 90% | 2016-09-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |