So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28591. | rotscatpill (orangetinman) | 54.38 | 96% | 2022-01-25 |
| 28592. | (_zaspany_) | 54.38 | 93.7% | 2023-09-13 |
| 28593. | (mohabstudent) | 54.38 | 94% | 2023-06-26 |
| 28594. | (boyfromindia) | 54.38 | 94% | 2021-01-04 |
| 28595. | (knightmare7) | 54.38 | 95% | 2021-04-18 |
| 28596. | (lillycools) | 54.38 | 89% | 2012-12-14 |
| 28597. | (justinjose2007007) | 54.38 | 98% | 2017-06-14 |
| 28598. | JABONGG (jabongg) | 54.37 | 97% | 2017-01-29 |
| 28599. | (earabsky) | 54.37 | 96% | 2020-09-15 |
| 28600. | (_katef_) | 54.37 | 93% | 2020-10-22 |
| 28601. | (ldnd_bros) | 54.37 | 97% | 2021-09-11 |
| 28602. | (jiadakong) | 54.37 | 97% | 2021-06-04 |
| 28603. | satchel (satchmakua90) | 54.37 | 95% | 2022-11-02 |
| 28604. | (vivekvishnu2020) | 54.37 | 96% | 2012-11-11 |
| 28605. | Sharaf (sharaf) | 54.37 | 97% | 2019-06-11 |
| 28606. | (cecilia) | 54.37 | — | 2009-09-17 |
| 28607. | Bee (lunaticblob) | 54.36 | 93% | 2022-01-05 |
| 28608. | (easybeef) | 54.36 | 94.9% | 2021-01-28 |
| 28609. | (diamondtda) | 54.36 | 92% | 2022-06-25 |
| 28610. | (notgynx) | 54.36 | 94% | 2021-01-17 |
| 28611. | (janyk) | 54.36 | — | 2010-07-18 |
| 28612. | (djole) | 54.36 | 89% | 2016-05-17 |
| 28613. | (mihir33) | 54.35 | 94% | 2022-07-29 |
| 28614. | (trickster91) | 54.35 | — | 2009-08-05 |
| 28615. | (dinhvantu110) | 54.35 | 91% | 2013-10-26 |
| 28616. | (aholake) | 54.35 | 93% | 2014-12-15 |
| 28617. | (neelesh) | 54.35 | 96% | 2011-09-12 |
| 28618. | Ripan (ripan) | 54.35 | 97% | 2016-12-06 |
| 28619. | dev (evafre) | 54.34 | 95% | 2023-02-27 |
| 28620. | Than Tien (thantiensy) | 54.34 | 97% | 2018-02-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |