Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27909. | Fluffy (fluffiegun) | 56.45 | 97% | 2021-04-07 |
| 27910. | David (smawlodon) | 56.44 | 91% | 2014-01-31 |
| 27911. | Fast (too_fast_foru) | 56.44 | 96% | 2021-03-09 |
| 27912. | Benedek (pbeni05) | 56.44 | 97% | 2021-02-10 |
| 27913. | Ryan (rjasinski7) | 56.44 | 97% | 2018-06-18 |
| 27914. | Aware (awareregent) | 56.44 | 96% | 2021-06-07 |
| 27915. | Vojtěch (bigtire) | 56.43 | 95% | 2022-07-27 |
| 27916. | YoloswagCashMoney (yolo_s_wag) | 56.43 | 93% | 2017-12-08 |
| 27917. | Nikolai (niki4etoo) | 56.43 | 97% | 2012-04-30 |
| 27918. | A (azamari) | 56.43 | — | 2009-06-01 |
| 27919. | Kyle (rhamesqt) | 56.43 | 90% | 2012-10-12 |
| 27920. | SauceV (sauce_v) | 56.43 | 96% | 2021-01-17 |
| 27921. | ant (anthonyk84) | 56.43 | 95% | 2022-12-09 |
| 27922. | Makhmudjon (makhmudjon) | 56.43 | 94.3% | 2023-09-12 |
| 27923. | Harjot (harjot_singh) | 56.43 | 95% | 2021-10-06 |
| 27924. | K (ksykes5) | 56.43 | 95% | 2019-09-25 |
| 27925. | Austen (earle) | 56.42 | — | 2010-04-22 |
| 27926. | rk (east4564) | 56.42 | 95% | 2015-04-04 |
| 27927. | Roland (fireloop77) | 56.42 | 96% | 2012-11-28 |
| 27928. | MRR0b07 (mrr0b07) | 56.42 | 95% | 2018-08-03 |
| 27929. | MUIGABRIEL (mui_gabriel) | 56.42 | 97% | 2020-12-30 |
| 27930. | Anshuman (anshu_8) | 56.42 | 97% | 2021-12-03 |
| 27931. | godskook (godskook) | 56.42 | 95% | 2020-05-24 |
| 27932. | Tracy (tiger) | 56.41 | — | 2008-10-14 |
| 27933. | 利哥 (xusicool) | 56.41 | — | 2010-08-12 |
| 27934. | DuviOne (duvione) | 56.41 | 91% | 2012-10-16 |
| 27935. | Finna (captfinn) | 56.41 | 96% | 2012-08-17 |
| 27936. | Black (speed_up) | 56.40 | — | 2009-01-02 |
| 27937. | t0m (t0me) | 56.40 | 95% | 2021-06-19 |
| 27938. | Life. (mrfr3ax) | 56.40 | 92% | 2014-02-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |