So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28325. | AAMpro_IV (aampro_iv) | 55.54 | 95% | 2021-09-05 |
| 28326. | Slow Dog (evillorddenie) | 55.54 | 93.7% | 2023-11-01 |
| 28327. | Tyrocune (tyrocune) | 55.54 | 95% | 2021-06-24 |
| 28328. | Viki (wikinger) | 55.54 | 94% | 2015-05-05 |
| 28329. | yanz (yanz09) | 55.54 | 86% | 2011-10-12 |
| 28330. | Peter (peterpop) | 55.54 | 96% | 2012-04-09 |
| 28331. | -Tia- (sammie2098) | 55.54 | — | 2010-11-11 |
| 28332. | JUNED (juned) | 55.54 | 91% | 2011-10-17 |
| 28333. | slowwwwwwwwww (catalyst1985) | 55.54 | 96% | 2016-03-05 |
| 28334. | Angelo (angelostaana) | 55.54 | 91% | 2016-10-06 |
| 28335. | Chris (chrischu) | 55.53 | 96% | 2021-06-21 |
| 28336. | Kebbeth (kebbeth) | 55.53 | 84% | 2017-05-02 |
| 28337. | Never :q! (mista_t) | 55.53 | 95% | 2023-01-13 |
| 28338. | Jitander (jitander) | 55.53 | 96.6% | 2023-10-09 |
| 28339. | Sherzodbek (sherzodbek) | 55.53 | 88% | 2015-05-19 |
| 28340. | Sankar(Ind) (sankar007) | 55.53 | 97% | 2014-07-04 |
| 28341. | Lumi (ynaguinid) | 55.52 | 97% | 2020-06-30 |
| 28342. | Vishal (mr_sharma01) | 55.52 | 94% | 2022-10-05 |
| 28343. | Adarsh Anand (lostboy105) | 55.52 | 99% | 2023-01-03 |
| 28344. | Amaanudeen (amaanudeen) | 55.52 | 96% | 2021-06-15 |
| 28345. | bachkimz (bachkimz) | 55.52 | 92% | 2012-04-17 |
| 28346. | Lukas (figracer29) | 55.52 | 94% | 2019-08-15 |
| 28347. | Kig (kigsiriphan) | 55.52 | 95% | 2012-03-10 |
| 28348. | Dinah (daiko) | 55.52 | 99% | 2014-07-10 |
| 28349. | tuan (tuanrau) | 55.52 | — | 2009-07-20 |
| 28350. | Austen (earle) | 55.52 | — | 2010-04-28 |
| 28351. | Alex (venuzord) | 55.51 | 91% | 2012-03-03 |
| 28352. | Gary (daredevil1962) | 55.51 | 99% | 2023-04-24 |
| 28353. | Thang (lhg81hc) | 55.51 | 95% | 2018-12-11 |
| 28354. | Shoaib Sajid (shoaibsajid) | 55.51 | 89% | 2016-08-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |