So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 33515. | Benjamin (bentheman02) | 45.87 | 96% | 2017-06-22 |
| 33516. | sunylulu (sunylulu) | 45.87 | — | 2009-07-02 |
| 33517. | Dennis (dennis) | 45.87 | — | 2008-08-08 |
| 33518. | Jesse (asunder87) | 45.87 | 91% | 2015-11-09 |
| 33519. | Arifa (meowx2) | 45.86 | 95% | 2021-10-08 |
| 33520. | reuben (reuben_elias) | 45.86 | 94% | 2021-11-20 |
| 33521. | Huang (sonyq) | 45.86 | 95% | 2011-10-15 |
| 33522. | corona (rawpea) | 45.85 | 95% | 2022-11-17 |
| 33523. | Xander (freaxy) | 45.85 | 94% | 2023-03-15 |
| 33524. | Parvez (parvez31) | 45.85 | 97% | 2021-09-10 |
| 33525. | Horizon (hwinangkoso) | 45.84 | 94% | 2019-02-22 |
| 33526. | deera (deerawj) | 45.84 | 95% | 2021-12-30 |
| 33527. | bienhocvobo (bienhocvobo) | 45.84 | — | 2009-07-08 |
| 33528. | Ig (igordykhta) | 45.84 | 98% | 2011-09-30 |
| 33529. | s1n (x_s1n_x) | 45.84 | 93.5% | 2021-02-18 |
| 33530. | Nothingtodo (miaka_chan) | 45.84 | 92% | 2011-08-25 |
| 33531. | Ethan (earcherc) | 45.83 | 95% | 2023-03-11 |
| 33532. | Suresh (sures144) | 45.83 | 90% | 2012-08-04 |
| 33533. | Gabriel (slenders) | 45.83 | 94% | 2020-06-01 |
| 33534. | Caspar (wakyeboy) | 45.82 | 95% | 2020-11-04 |
| 33535. | gi (gi_prim) | 45.82 | 95% | 2021-08-17 |
| 33536. | Aman (amanr300) | 45.82 | 94% | 2012-07-21 |
| 33537. | Galih (sobig_f) | 45.81 | 90% | 2017-05-25 |
| 33538. | BambooJoe (chuyo13) | 45.81 | 97% | 2019-02-02 |
| 33539. | JJ (j_wells1409) | 45.81 | 97% | 2023-01-10 |
| 33540. | Ethan (ethanhan) | 45.81 | 95% | 2023-08-18 |
| 33541. | 3NKRYPT (3nkrypt) | 45.80 | 94% | 2021-10-30 |
| 33542. | TOAN (phtoan) | 45.80 | — | 2011-05-01 |
| 33543. | Phil (schorres) | 45.80 | — | 2009-01-28 |
| 33544. | rick (mixmasterrick) | 45.80 | 95% | 2012-05-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |