As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13084. | David (nicer) | 76.62 | 96% | 2018-03-12 |
| 13085. | Ward (warddr) | 76.62 | 98% | 2022-12-20 |
| 13086. | Puppy (puppysmile) | 76.62 | 97% | 2017-04-21 |
| 13087. | Kevin (kevas) | 76.61 | 96% | 2024-12-06 |
| 13088. | Bat-Amgalan (mambatukaa) | 76.61 | 96% | 2021-02-23 |
| 13089. | atef (atef_7534) | 76.61 | 96% | 2022-10-08 |
| 13090. | Marvin (malvolio) | 76.61 | 97% | 2021-03-14 |
| 13091. | Edvin (edvstr) | 76.61 | 96% | 2020-05-04 |
| 13092. | pepe (pepesaiko) | 76.60 | 96% | 2020-12-16 |
| 13093. | Uttam (uttamakwana) | 76.59 | 96% | 2023-01-29 |
| 13094. | Derek (thebomistrue) | 76.59 | 97% | 2023-04-19 |
| 13095. | Tom (t0mas_colemak) | 76.59 | 98% | 2021-11-02 |
| 13096. | Ivan (ivan_govnov) | 76.59 | 99.3% | 2021-02-08 |
| 13097. | meme (mememanjeff) | 76.58 | 95% | 2019-03-17 |
| 13098. | Chuoky (yula24) | 76.58 | 97% | 2022-03-18 |
| 13099. | neutron (neutronfreak) | 76.58 | 96% | 2022-09-02 |
| 13100. | Snail (snailspeeder) | 76.57 | 97% | 2020-11-02 |
| 13101. | Hari (harimarella) | 76.57 | 97% | 2022-12-27 |
| 13102. | Jared (eaggz_nutz) | 76.57 | 96% | 2022-01-05 |
| 13103. | Direwolf (abdelmoezhj) | 76.57 | 97% | 2023-05-03 |
| 13104. | Anika (compass_girl) | 76.57 | 91% | 2017-01-02 |
| 13105. | KinqCade (kinqcade) | 76.57 | 97% | 2019-02-15 |
| 13106. | Tim (jeat) | 76.57 | 97% | 2018-01-09 |
| 13107. | Kyle (howdydoodat) | 76.56 | 97% | 2018-07-31 |
| 13108. | Valtsu (copywriter) | 76.56 | 97% | 2020-08-14 |
| 13109. | Alibi (alibiyeslambek) | 76.56 | 97% | 2017-06-13 |
| 13110. | quitlesspogspeed (pogspeed) | 76.55 | 96% | 2022-04-27 |
| 13111. | Andy (andy_j_k) | 76.55 | 99% | 2022-03-14 |
| 13112. | Rushabh Kanadiya (guitarher... | 76.55 | 97% | 2022-02-21 |
| 13113. | yal (yyal) | 76.55 | 98% | 2021-05-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |