Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4243. | Fernando (ferchip) | 55.15 | 97% | 2020-02-26 |
| 4244. | Kacper (lordkaper) | 55.13 | 96% | 2019-01-26 |
| 4245. | starvig (thomshi) | 55.11 | 97% | 2018-06-04 |
| 4246. | Linus (bobohanlolo) | 55.09 | 96% | 2019-04-29 |
| 4247. | Ludde (clearcraft) | 55.07 | 96% | 2019-01-30 |
| 4248. | Xenos (xenosx909) | 55.07 | 96% | 2019-12-01 |
| 4249. | Unstoppable (darling002) | 55.06 | 97% | 2019-03-27 |
| 4250. | Ernest (kevinkrish) | 55.06 | 95% | 2017-11-07 |
| 4251. | farzan (farzanhges) | 55.05 | 94% | 2019-07-19 |
| 4252. | Benjamin (dx_racer) | 55.04 | 96% | 2019-03-12 |
| 4253. | Christian (loggityloglog) | 55.02 | 96% | 2018-12-06 |
| 4254. | Ryan (grovalth) | 55.01 | 95% | 2019-09-04 |
| 4255. | Vincent (typeasdfracer) | 54.99 | 95% | 2018-12-17 |
| 4256. | slow typist (typehero22) | 54.98 | 93% | 2021-07-19 |
| 4257. | Abu (abu_hussain) | 54.98 | 96% | 2018-03-29 |
| 4258. | Jen (pink_gemini) | 54.97 | 99% | 2019-06-12 |
| 4259. | e (eabcd) | 54.95 | 96% | 2018-12-04 |
| 4260. | Metropolis (metropolis) | 54.93 | 93% | 2018-09-30 |
| 4261. | Rahul (rahuldodwani18) | 54.93 | 95% | 2017-10-10 |
| 4262. | Pragyan (pntripathi9417) | 54.89 | 97% | 2018-12-12 |
| 4263. | Rika (z3us99) | 54.84 | 94% | 2019-04-12 |
| 4264. | Yaroslav (stvolkilla) | 54.83 | 98% | 2018-01-25 |
| 4265. | zulvandri (zulvandri) | 54.82 | 96% | 2021-07-23 |
| 4266. | Cheng Loke (lordwiz) | 54.81 | 95% | 2018-11-15 |
| 4267. | thavin (thavinxz) | 54.81 | 95% | 2018-12-26 |
| 4268. | gost (akasyh) | 54.79 | 96% | 2018-04-05 |
| 4269. | Kevin (kevinliu050505) | 54.78 | 99% | 2019-07-22 |
| 4270. | Vyktor (kingvyktor45) | 54.78 | 96% | 2019-01-02 |
| 4271. | Igor (igorlimam) | 54.77 | 98% | 2020-03-05 |
| 4272. | Tri (tricaole) | 54.77 | 96% | 2018-12-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |