The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6170. | (pdolson) | 98.36 | — | 2010-01-11 |
| 6171. | (niwradsoft) | 98.36 | 96% | 2012-07-06 |
| 6172. | (ori0n) | 98.35 | 95% | 2012-01-18 |
| 6173. | Max (maxhalo) | 98.35 | 97% | 2018-12-07 |
| 6174. | (immy7) | 98.35 | 98% | 2013-10-19 |
| 6175. | (pigeon0) | 98.34 | 99% | 2023-08-28 |
| 6176. | OsuShallah (rstubtsc) | 98.34 | 97% | 2020-10-03 |
| 6177. | framespersecond (indires) | 98.34 | 98% | 2021-01-19 |
| 6178. | (rem132) | 98.34 | — | 2008-10-28 |
| 6179. | (madcaddy3) | 98.34 | — | 2009-10-25 |
| 6180. | (koolkalang) | 98.34 | 97% | 2012-10-13 |
| 6181. | (trackman324) | 98.33 | 97% | 2020-11-21 |
| 6182. | holymoly (kajohnny) | 98.33 | 96% | 2023-01-28 |
| 6183. | (themamba) | 98.33 | 97% | 2013-12-04 |
| 6184. | (flexosaurus) | 98.33 | 97% | 2012-11-13 |
| 6185. | (howtotypefastpleasehelp) | 98.32 | 96% | 2022-10-10 |
| 6186. | (fearless1333) | 98.31 | 92% | 2012-01-05 |
| 6187. | eaasye (eaasye) | 98.31 | 97% | 2020-11-23 |
| 6188. | Joel (joel_w2) | 98.31 | 99% | 2021-09-10 |
| 6189. | (phylacus) | 98.31 | 98% | 2021-01-12 |
| 6190. | (kwal) | 98.31 | 96% | 2014-08-22 |
| 6191. | Teresa (terribear) | 98.31 | 94% | 2011-05-31 |
| 6192. | (impulsio) | 98.30 | 97% | 2022-07-19 |
| 6193. | Smoove (liljuice) | 98.30 | 97.9% | 2021-02-18 |
| 6194. | Justin (justinat) | 98.30 | 95% | 2013-02-04 |
| 6195. | Dr. (drtulung) | 98.29 | 97% | 2022-02-08 |
| 6196. | (october414) | 98.29 | 96% | 2014-03-16 |
| 6197. | uohk (uohk) | 98.28 | 98% | 2018-11-18 |
| 6198. | (xandejesus) | 98.28 | 98% | 2022-03-11 |
| 6199. | (chopstickspinoy) | 98.27 | 97% | 2020-12-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |