Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 34657. | HB (himanshuhb) | 44.79 | 93% | 2023-01-06 |
| 34658. | SuperVK (supervk) | 44.78 | 93% | 2018-02-07 |
| 34659. | eleno (elenomanla) | 44.78 | 94% | 2013-09-09 |
| 34660. | Zanna (zanna_el) | 44.78 | 94% | 2012-02-20 |
| 34661. | Bank (dekmaesa) | 44.78 | — | 2009-07-03 |
| 34662. | heru762004 (heru762004) | 44.77 | — | 2009-06-12 |
| 34663. | Landen (darklessdays) | 44.77 | 92% | 2021-03-10 |
| 34664. | Sujith (suji251) | 44.77 | 96% | 2013-02-05 |
| 34665. | Andrey (lasermaker) | 44.77 | 95% | 2022-03-26 |
| 34666. | Cody (below_average_player) | 44.77 | 95% | 2018-06-28 |
| 34667. | Tawan (tawans) | 44.77 | 96% | 2022-11-11 |
| 34668. | Abhishek (abhishekdalmia10) | 44.76 | 98% | 2013-03-25 |
| 34669. | BestSteve (ibmibmibm) | 44.76 | — | 2009-06-24 |
| 34670. | basil (luke_obese_elexiety) | 44.76 | 97% | 2021-03-02 |
| 34671. | yehia (yehianasif11) | 44.76 | 95% | 2023-05-05 |
| 34672. | Jayant (cyberzjb) | 44.76 | 82% | 2015-01-16 |
| 34673. | JY☄️💤 (uaecuier) | 44.75 | 96% | 2017-05-16 |
| 34674. | Ben (bojimicle) | 44.75 | 93% | 2021-01-14 |
| 34675. | Arinjay Salgia (onehandchamp) | 44.75 | 97% | 2022-04-04 |
| 34676. | ajit (ajit9999) | 44.75 | 96% | 2021-06-22 |
| 34677. | Elijah (e___) | 44.75 | 94% | 2022-04-24 |
| 34678. | Uncle (jedi_yoda) | 44.74 | 89% | 2014-05-30 |
| 34679. | Zip X (pnasters) | 44.74 | 97% | 2017-09-28 |
| 34680. | Memphis (sonjaydutt) | 44.74 | 92% | 2015-08-21 |
| 34681. | jkome0x (jkome0x) | 44.74 | 94.7% | 2023-10-21 |
| 34682. | eelnhoj (eelnhoj) | 44.73 | — | 2009-11-16 |
| 34683. | Isaak (isaakt) | 44.73 | 94% | 2011-07-20 |
| 34684. | Alex (heikale) | 44.73 | 95% | 2020-12-12 |
| 34685. | bika (bika13) | 44.73 | 95% | 2021-12-25 |
| 34686. | Jong Beom (mp11249) | 44.73 | 96% | 2011-07-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |