The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24269. | SILENTLEGEND (silentlegend) | 76.18 | 96.9% | 2021-02-17 |
| 24270. | Yoichi (yo1chi) | 76.18 | 98% | 2014-12-22 |
| 24271. | Wonseok (wsyang25) | 76.18 | 96% | 2018-05-07 |
| 24272. | Teron (teron88) | 76.18 | — | 2009-09-18 |
| 24273. | Sushant (okos) | 76.18 | 99% | 2011-08-23 |
| 24274. | Snail's Pace (hardtack) | 76.18 | 95% | 2017-05-08 |
| 24275. | GoVegan (goveganf) | 76.18 | 95% | 2016-02-19 |
| 24276. | Ruel Ryan (ruelryan) | 76.17 | 99% | 2022-03-30 |
| 24277. | friendly guy (cfarhang) | 76.17 | 99% | 2023-08-31 |
| 24278. | Nicki (nickisusanalex) | 76.17 | 98% | 2021-06-18 |
| 24279. | Mad_Marian (mad_marian) | 76.17 | — | 2010-10-12 |
| 24280. | â™ Homer (pimpelkram) | 76.17 | 98% | 2014-02-17 |
| 24281. | Shreyas (shreyastalathi) | 76.16 | 97.4% | 2021-02-23 |
| 24282. | Sarun (beerfantasy) | 76.16 | 94% | 2017-10-30 |
| 24283. | thomas (tmastri) | 76.16 | 98% | 2021-11-26 |
| 24284. | Mark (raidouken) | 76.16 | 98% | 2019-12-05 |
| 24285. | Eric (ericnosarcasm) | 76.15 | 96% | 2021-06-08 |
| 24286. | owo (altecobalt) | 76.15 | 97% | 2020-08-25 |
| 24287. | TB (dzikriad) | 76.15 | 93% | 2015-10-15 |
| 24288. | Pierre (pierre1) | 76.15 | 94% | 2017-04-25 |
| 24289. | Ben (jammingammon) | 76.15 | — | 2010-07-02 |
| 24290. | Ian (jetpuffed) | 76.14 | 95% | 2021-05-27 |
| 24291. | Sandaru (drakawoo) | 76.14 | 95% | 2020-09-16 |
| 24292. | samy (samy_mohsen) | 76.14 | 94.5% | 2023-08-31 |
| 24293. | Rex (rrrreeexx) | 76.14 | 95% | 2021-01-14 |
| 24294. | Will (qutipe) | 76.14 | 98% | 2020-11-28 |
| 24295. | Machine (guldan) | 76.14 | 96% | 2018-03-05 |
| 24296. | Carlos (cccalmeida) | 76.14 | 96% | 2015-10-13 |
| 24297. | Gabe (gabrielfg5) | 76.13 | 98% | 2023-03-26 |
| 24298. | Regan (potentiaal) | 76.13 | 96% | 2021-04-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |